[Newsbot]

Title: Brawl erupts in Costco parking lot after dispute over spot
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: ShepherdsDog
Date: 2016-05-31 08:08:05
Canadian

[ShepherdsDog]

It's not just Wal mart that provides entertainment anymore.

[Strutz]

Holy crap! It's not even Christmas shopping time yet!

Or is it?

I actually couldn't quite finish watching the whole vid as that one screaming chick was getting on my nerves.

[ShepherdsDog]

she got knocked down.

[BartSimpson]

The white guy fights like a girl.

[ShepherdsDog]

well had in been in Merikuh, there'd have been bullets flying rather than hands.

[BartSimpson]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

well had in been in Merikuh, there'd have been bullets flying rather than hands.

Whatever. In any case the display of fighting 'skills' by the white guy was deplorable. He got his ass handed to him by the other guy who frankly was restrained.

Also, I always park far out from the highly coveted close parking spaces just for the reason that I don't care to deal with the pointless struggle for a meaningless and temporary status symbol. Besides, I can use the walk.

[ShepherdsDog]

Hate to break it to you but most people unless properly trained, fight like chimps in the primate enclosure.

[BartSimpson]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

Hate to break it to you but most people unless properly trained, fight like chimps in the primate enclosure.

This is especially true in an era when most people eschew fighting skills as being unseemly, violent, and far too masculine for modern sensitivities.

It's also fun to play off of when confronted by a thug. Just act scared like they expect and then they always get overconfident and let down their guard.

[martin14]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

well had in been in Merikuh, there'd have been bullets flying rather than hands.

You say it like that was a bad thing.

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

The white guy fights like a girl.

Welcome to the New West, full of chimps, pussies, and loudmouthed fat hags
busy screaming and getting in the way.

We are so going to lose.