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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:23 am
 


Title: Breast implants save woman from point blank gunshot
Category: Strange
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2010-02-27 23:38:17


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:23 am
 


Well, I guess you could list that as an advantage of breast implant. DRs can advertize this isn't only surgury enhance a lady figue but it's an internal flak jacket which will protect you from crazed gun men.

They have to come up with something similar for us guys so we don't get our Johnsons shot off.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:29 am
 


Burst into a dental office with a semi-automatic to shoot his wife?

Did he find a different pair of men's underwear in the laundry basket or did his tooth hurt that bad?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:13 am
 


You think that a man that can shoot his wife point blank, knows where the laundry basket even is??


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:46 am
 


CommanderSock CommanderSock:
Burst into a dental office with a semi-automatic to shoot his wife?

Did he find a different pair of men's underwear in the laundry basket or did his tooth hurt that bad?


He certainly was one sick bastard.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:27 am
 


Is there anything Breasts can't do?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:34 am
 


Yeah... Shoot and kill husbands.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:41 am
 


Brenda Brenda:
Yeah... Shoot and kill husbands.


Unless they're from a Fembot....

Also, the right kind can have hypnotic effects.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:48 am
 


I much prefer the ''authentic'' kind. :)

Meaning over the ''implants'' boobs, eventhough they look good.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:03 am
 


I'm calling bullshit. No doubt she was shot in the boob but there's no way it would have stopped a bullet aimed directly at her heart.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:10 pm
 


Regina Regina:
I'm calling bullshit. No doubt she was shot in the boob but there's no way it would have stopped a bullet aimed directly at her heart.


They were D size.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:27 pm
 


$1:
Dr Ashkan Ghavami told the Los Angeles Times that if it hadn't been for her implants, she might not have survived the bullet.


I'm not surprised that the doctor who said this is a plastic surgeon serving Beverly Hills. :D


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:40 am
 


Brenda Brenda:
Yeah... Shoot and kill husbands.



Maybe not, but we can still be smothered to death by them. [drool]


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:45 pm
 


More money is spent on breast implants and viagara, than is being spent on finding a cure for Alzheimer's. At this rate, in another 30-40 years, we're gonna have an aging population with big tits and raging hard-ons with NO clue what to do with them. :mrgreen:


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