Strutz Strutz:
And if it doesn't save you you're ready for burial.
And if a fire breaks out, your own crematorium.
So, you can sleep with the Sword of Damocles hanging over your head,
or if you use the side flip option, you can ask the earthquake to wait a second
while you adjust the pillows.
Kinda scary if you get too enthusiastic with your partner, waiting
for the bed to drop and top to come hammering over you.
Or a great new game.