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Title: Catholic church calls for prayers to save Habs season
Category: Sports
Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2012-02-09 12:22:39
Canadian

[Regina]

Cheating fucking bastards!! They'll do anything to beat the Leafs this Saturday night.

[martin14]

It wont help...

[Hyack]

They might have better luck sacrificing a virgin.....if they can find one in Montreal....

[Regina]

Hyack wrote:

They might have better luck sacrificing a virgin.....if they can find one in Montreal....

[GreenTiger]

Regina wrote:

Hyack wrote:

They might have better luck sacrificing a virgin.....if they can find one in Montreal....

They couldn't find one, that is why they are resorting to prayers.

[Strutz]

So if they DO make the playoffs would the prayers get credit?

[Macguyver]

You think your flipping habs have it bad? Look at the potential talent of the Oilers...if anyone is shitting the bed it is in oil country. That being said we still have a future. Not sure about the Habs.

[OnTheIce]

Odds are, some priest will fondle a young boy long before the Habs make it back to the playoffs.

[Unsound]

Macguyver wrote:

You think your flipping habs have it bad? Look at the potential talent of the Oilers...if anyone is shitting the bed it is in oil country. That being said we still have a future. Not sure about the Habs.

If we ever get over the injury bug of the last few seasons we'll be doing just fine. And the Habs and Leafs will both still suck.

[Freakinoldguy]

WTF

Does God have to be fluent in french or can he be an Anglo?

I think they'd better start praying that the seperatists and lunatic language police stop demanding that the French language takes priority over talent and ability or they're gonna end up as losers for the next 100 years of their exhistance.

[Hyack]

GreenTiger wrote:

Regina wrote:

Hyack wrote:

They might have better luck sacrificing a virgin.....if they can find one in Montreal....

They couldn't find one, that is why they are resorting to prayers.

Well, someone's doing something right, the Habs are now on a 3 game win streak!!....

Quote:

Max Pacioretty had three goals, Scott Gomez netted his first in more than a year, and the Montreal Canadiens beat the New York Islanders 4-2 on Thursday night for their third straight win.

Pacioretty scored in all three periods, and the Canadiens (22-24-9) moved one point ahead of the Islanders (22-23-8) in the tightly packed non-playoff section of the Eastern Conference.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Yep, wars going on in various places, people are starving to death, genocides are still going on but yeah, God will make sure he answers those prayers asking Him to help any sports team win

[Regina]

Must have worked.........Gomez finally got a goal.

[QBall]

I take it the prayers can only be in french?