Cooling the warming hysteriaBy LORRIE GOLDSTEIN
If Mr. Bumble can say it and Dickens can write it then surely I'm not breaching online etiquette when I say that the Sun newspaper chain and Lorrie Goldstein are Asses! I'm gonna get all CSI on their asses and look for some truth amidst the rotting corpse of their journalism.
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This has been another disappointing year for global warming alarmists, which is why you haven't heard much about it in the media.
Haven't heard much about global warming in the media? Many may have been preoccupied with the global financial meltdown but that doesn't mean there haven't been plenty of stories about other meltdowns:
The melting of the Arctic ice cap - Times Online, UK
Arctic ice melting faster than predicted: expert - CBC.ca
National Snow and Ice Data Center in Colorado this year showed that Arctic sea ice is at its lowest level in 30 years - CTV.caIn fact, there has been a massive amount of attention paid to global warming in the media this year. A few quick google advanced searches bears this out:
4,690 results from theglobeandmail.com for "global warming"
8,400 results from ctv.ca for "global warming"
1,400 results from cbc.ca/news for "global warming"
Need I go on?
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Global temperatures lately haven't been co-operating with Al Gore's simplistic claim in An Inconvenient Truth that the Earth's temperature rises in automatic lockstep with increasing concentrations of man-made greenhouse gases. Based on that incorrect premise, there hasn't been any warming since 1998.
The only thing simplistic about Al Gore's claim is Lorrie Goldstein's understanding of it. Mr. Goldstein has completely mis-stated the theory in order to suit his denier agenda. The theory actually states that increasing concentrations of GHG increase the heat retention of the atmosphere. What we experience as climate is the result of an incredibly complex and dynamic system involving just about everything on earth: the lithosphere, the hydrosphere, the atmosphere, the biosphere and yes, the sun. There's nothing simple about it.
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This year, preliminary estimates from the three leading agencies monitoring climate change, the British Meteorological Office (the MET), the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies, place 2008 as the 10th, ninth and ninth warmest year on record, respectively.
"On record" means from 1850 (the MET) or 1880 (NOAA and Goddard), a flash in the pan compared to the Earth's 4.5-billion-year climate history.
Predictably, few media have noted 2008 is well down the list of "record" warmth. By contrast, in early 2007 when the MET predicted 2007 would be the warmest year ever, it garnered international headlines.
Well down the list? Since when is TOP TEN out of 158 well down the list? Few media noted that it is well down the list because IT'S SIMPLY NOT TRUE.
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As predictably, when the forecast turned out to be wrong, few media followed up. MET ended up classifying 2007 as the seventh warmest year on record, NOAA fifth and Goddard, tied for second. Now, 2008 has come in significantly cooler in each case.
That`s a play right out of the denier`s handbook. When the facts don`t fit, invent new facts!
What the MET actually said was this: "There is a 60% probability that 2007 will be as warm or warmer than the current warmest year" [1]
Where do you get YOUR facts from, Mr. Goldstein? I would have assumed that you know enough about journalism to get the facts from the source. Apparently, I was wrong. Do you have any business spreading this nonsense in a newspaper or does the Sun chain of papers no longer qualify?
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Finally, there's no such thing as an annual "global" temperature. It's a statistical average based on complex calculations, done in different ways.
Hang on a sec while I clean up the mess from my exploding brain. There is no such thing as annual global temperature and yet in the next sentence he gives it's definition?
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To be clear, the world's leading climate change monitoring agencies agree the Earth is warming abnormally due to mankind's influence based on 10-to-20-year temperature cycles and that either all or most of the warmest years on record have occurred in the past decade.
So what was the point of Goldstein's nonsense printed above?
If 'all or most of the warmest years on record have occurred in the past decade', why write, "Based on that incorrect premise, there hasn't been any warming since 1998"?
If 'all or most of the warmest years on record have occurred in the past decade', why write, "Global temperatures lately haven't been co-operating with Al Gore's simplistic claim..."?
Why, Mr. Goldstein?
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However, global temperatures are also affected by natural factors, such as ocean currents, now said to be having a cooling effect.
Indeed.
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Someday, more media may realize you can't cherry pick information to fit the alarmist agenda, which most media subscribe to, and ignore everything else. But don't hold your breath.
Which media? Al Gore isn't the media, the MET office isn't the media. Who exactly are these media outlets that "... cherry pick information to fit the alarmist agenda"? It's simply another baseless assertion which serves only to support this ill-considered piece of denier drivel.
I'm simply not capable of expressing my outrage. No, Lorrie Goldstein, you can't cherry pick information to suit your global warming denier agenda. But that hasn't stopped you from trying, along with inventing a few non-facts of your own.
1. News Release
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/corporate/p ... 70104.html
Morons.