[MacLean]

saturn_656 wrote:

Quote:

"I was helping some passengers put the life boat to sea. At a certain point the mechanism for lowering it, blocked. We had to force it. Suddenly the system unblocked itself and I tripped and I found myself inside the life boat with a number of passengers."

Sure you did, Mr. Ismay.

Sounds like something you'd hear from one of those lunatic guests on Maury Povich. I got drunk and sloppy and suddenly I am waking up next to a goat Maury!

This will all make for a magical made for tv movie certainly...haha.

[GreenTiger]

What is Italian for "Full of Shit"?




























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What is Italian for

[Freakinoldguy]

MacLean wrote:

saturn_656 wrote:

Quote:

"I was helping some passengers put the life boat to sea. At a certain point the mechanism for lowering it, blocked. We had to force it. Suddenly the system unblocked itself and I tripped and I found myself inside the life boat with a number of passengers."

Sure you did, Mr. Ismay.

Sounds like something you'd hear from one of those lunatic guests on Maury Povich. I got drunk and sloppy and suddenly I am waking up next to a goat Maury!

This will all make for a magical made for tv movie certainly...haha.

I'd be careful bringing that touchy subject up around here. It's claimed by some, that certain of our members have a proclivity towards that type of thing.

But, like they say...................... no names no pack drill.

[SprCForr]

[martin14]

GreenTiger wrote:

What is Italian for "Full of Shit"?

pieno di merda...


but they dont use it that way..

[GreenTiger]

martin14 wrote:

GreenTiger wrote:

What is Italian for "Full of Shit"?

pieno di merda...


but they dont use it that way..

I'm sure they have an excellent expression to respond to this rather sad excuse.

[CDN_PATRIOT]

OnTheIce wrote:

I hope a fist slips into his face.

That, or a brick.




-J.

[Gunnair]

Freakinoldguy wrote:

MacLean wrote:

Sounds like something you'd hear from one of those lunatic guests on Maury Povich. I got drunk and sloppy and suddenly I am waking up next to a goat Maury!

This will all make for a magical made for tv movie certainly...haha.

I'd be careful bringing that touchy subject up around here. It's claimed by some, that certain of our members have a proclivity towards that type of thing.

But, like they say...................... no names no pack drill.

ahem... the Campbells are coming.... ahem...

[ShepherdsDog]

.....to find out why the goats are birthing retarded offspring that bear a strong resemblance to MacDonald squatters neighbours

[EyeBrock]

Its what you get when you send hotel managers to Sea.

[QBall]

Looks like the saga isn't dead yet:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/transcripts-sh ... 28466.html

Italy captain says was told to approach shore: transcripts

[Brenda]

QBall wrote:

Looks like the saga isn't dead yet:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/transcripts-sh ... 28466.html

Italy captain says was told to approach shore: transcripts

That was one of the first things that was said (I don't recall if it was by the captain or by other personnel), that he was asked to sail close to shore. Who asked (or order) was not mentioned then.

[andyt]

Well, presumably his bosses. And it was apparently common practice among the cruise captains.

[Brenda]

andyt wrote:

Well, presumably his bosses. And it was apparently common practice among the cruise captains.

That's what he says now. Maybe it was one of his cooks.

[PostFactum]

I was laughing 15 minutes, listening this bullshit