[Newsbot]

Title: EXCLUSIVE: Terrorist threat levels highest in Vancouver, Edmonton, Montreal, Toronto
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2015-06-24 00:32:00
Canadian

[shockedcanadian]

Finds bed, hides under it. Sees shadow, runs.

[DrCaleb]

Wow, Global really is channeling their inner CNN in an effort to produce more clickbait.

Sad to see a good organization fall.

[Thanos]

In their efforts against Wahabbi-inspired terrorism, the Canadian government promises to lash back at Saudi Arabia after the next attack inside Canada by selling only 51% of Canada Post, Employment Insurance Canada, and the Workers Compensation Board instead of the previously agreed on 99%.

[sandorski]

So, Canada's biggest Terrorism Targets are Canada's biggest Terrorism Targets?

Whoah!

[Unsound]

I expect they're high in Edmonton due to the NHL draft tomorrow.

Probably worried about leafs fans blowing up when we select Mcdavid.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Unsound Unsound:

I expect they're high in Edmonton due to the NHL draft tomorrow.

Probably worried about leafs fans blowing up when we select Mcdavid.

Meh, knowing the Leafs, even if they did get to draft him, they'd just trade him for some dude with 2 years left in his career because he won a cup 10 years ago or something.