raydan wrote:
Doesn't anybody actually DRINK coffee anymore?

I DO! A couple of cups in the morning and sometimes one in the afternoon.
I enjoy the flavour of coffee. Just regular brewed coffee (with sugar & cream), not the fancy schmancy shit. It's the only caffeine I take in as I don't drink pop or black tea, at least very rarely.
Energy drinks, caffeine pills, now inhalable options... if you need this shit you should be taking a look at your eating & sleeping habits and making some adjustments.