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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:51 pm
 


Title: Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: snookums
Date: 2009-03-23 18:26:51


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:51 pm
 


It's not like he meant to cause a distrubance. If you got to fart than you got to fart. If he did it or not.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:25 pm
 


Wow, I smell a lawsuit coming on.





PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:25 pm
 


at least he did'nt burp , I hear thats gounds for 50 lashes


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:30 pm
 


This is a natural bodily function, and it can cause discomfort or worse if held in.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:41 pm
 


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I think he should challenge this in court using the time-honored "he who smelt it, dealt it" doctrine. However, the school may be crafty and answer with the equally time-honored defense of "he who denied it, supplied it."


HA! awesome...


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:23 am
 


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:03 am
 


this really stinks. Actually, I've let a few silent but deadly ones go in elevators....I then glare at one of the people next to me and try to shuffle a few inches away.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:06 am
 


I think we debated this last Sept when a man was charged with assault on a police office for passing gas although he did more then just break wind.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:54 am
 


Bacardi4206 wrote:
It's not like he meant to cause a distrubance. If you got to fart than you got to fart. If he did it or not.


Actually it sounds like he did do it, in order to cause a disturbance. The school bus drivers and schools know who the s* disturbers are.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:19 pm
 


I, for one, never fart.

The dog, my wife, my children, the people around me, the birds, even the trees occasionally fart, but not me. :oops:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:31 pm
 


poquas wrote:
I, for one, never fart.

The dog, my wife, my children, the people around me, the birds, even the trees occasionally fart, but not me. :oops:


Dogs are extremely handy for passing blame to, and they won't get mad at you for it either!


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:43 pm
 


The problem is that when you DO fart, they give you away by sniffing your ass... or so my wife tells me. :D


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