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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:51 am
 


Title: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell anyone
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Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2019-02-20 07:34:09
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:51 am
 


Now, why would you need always connected internet and a microphone to control the heat in your home? Was there some way it was done before that wasn't working? Hmmmmm.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:14 am
 


Big brother reasons.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:16 am
 


I was excited because I thought this article had something to do with nesting eagles but after finding out it's just Google being Google and spying on their customers again, meh. :roll:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:43 am
 


Oh goodie! Even the smoke detectors in the Nest Security package have microphones in them! I'll bet everyone who had these in their home for the past year would have liked to known that.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:49 am
 


Its to hear the screams of the burn victims.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:52 am
 


"Hey Google, can you tell Siri to call Alexa and unlock the front door for me?"


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:01 am
 


DrCaleb wrote:
"Hey Google, can you tell Siri to call Alexa and unlock the front door for me?"

Ultimate blasphemy.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:41 am
 


Blasphemy is fun.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:54 am
 


DrCaleb wrote:
Blasphemy is fun.

You must spread your reputation point to other users before giving to the same user.


Damn it!!!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:11 pm
 


DrCaleb wrote:
Now, why would you need always connected internet and a microphone to control the heat in your home? Was there some way it was done before that wasn't working? Hmmmmm.

Yeah, there was. Lazy c*nts actually had to get off their asses to adjust the thermostat. Gotta keep people glued to their electronic crack devices don'tcha know.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:15 pm
 


PublicAnimalNo9 wrote:
DrCaleb wrote:
Now, why would you need always connected internet and a microphone to control the heat in your home? Was there some way it was done before that wasn't working? Hmmmmm.

Yeah, there was. Lazy c*nts actually had to get off their asses to adjust the thermostat. Gotta keep people glued to their electronic crack devices don'tcha know.


As a bonus, the NSA, KGB and Mossad can use them to listen in on your important conversations with your cat.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:28 pm
 


DrCaleb wrote:
PublicAnimalNo9 wrote:
DrCaleb wrote:
Now, why would you need always connected internet and a microphone to control the heat in your home? Was there some way it was done before that wasn't working? Hmmmmm.

Yeah, there was. Lazy c*nts actually had to get off their asses to adjust the thermostat. Gotta keep people glued to their electronic crack devices don'tcha know.


As a bonus, the NSA, KGB and Mossad can use them to listen in on your important conversations with your cat.

Pssst.... I think you mean the FSB. KGB doesn't exist.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:33 pm
 


llama66 wrote:
DrCaleb wrote:
PublicAnimalNo9 wrote:
Yeah, there was. Lazy c*nts actually had to get off their asses to adjust the thermostat. Gotta keep people glued to their electronic crack devices don'tcha know.


As a bonus, the NSA, KGB and Mossad can use them to listen in on your important conversations with your cat.

Pssst.... I think you mean the FSB. KGB doesn't exist.


That's what they would want you to think. 8)

Come to think of it, what the acronym for the Chinese secret police? No one knows! That's how to properly run a 'secret' police.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:38 pm
 


DrCaleb wrote:

That's what they would want you to think. 8)

Come to think of it, what the acronym for the Chinese secret police? No one knows! That's how to properly run a 'secret' police.


中华人民共和国国家安全部 (or Ministry of State Security (MSS))


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