[Newsbot]

Title: Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds
Category: Health
Posted By: DerbyX
Date: 2010-08-31 11:08:58

[DerbyX]

And the entire population of CKA raises a glass to cheer the good news. Tonight the beer is on WDHIII.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Pickling things always makes them last longer

[DerbyX]

And my GF kept asking what smelt like dill pickle chips in bed last night.

[BartSimpson]

Good news for me!

[gerv]

This works really well for me. I'm taking the rest of the day off.

[andyt]

Too bad. I've lost the taste for booze. I used to enjoy a cold beer on a hot day, glass of wine with dinner, maybe some single malt. Now I don't, except in memory. I guess my life isn't worth living, so it's good that I'm going to die earlier.

[CommanderSock]

andyt andyt:

Too bad. I've lost the taste for booze. I used to enjoy a cold beer on a hot day, glass of wine with dinner, maybe some single malt. Now I don't, except in memory. I guess my life isn't worth living, so it's good that I'm going to die earlier.

Mid life crisis?

You sound damn depressed.

[andyt]

CommanderSock CommanderSock:

andyt andyt:

Too bad. I've lost the taste for booze. I used to enjoy a cold beer on a hot day, glass of wine with dinner, maybe some single malt. Now I don't, except in memory. I guess my life isn't worth living, so it's good that I'm going to die earlier.

Mid life crisis?

You sound damn depressed.

That would be a pretty late mid life crisis, tho I do have a thing for buying bicycles. (Instead of sports cars)

If you're not depressed, you're just not paying attention. Studies have found that depressed people have a more realistic view of the world vs "normal."

[PublicAnimalNo9]

That's why they're so depressed

[uwish]

maybe u could 'borrow' some of PA9's green leaf stuff. I am guessing your will feel better, and a tad more hungry!



edited to add: but I didn't inhale!

[andyt]

uwish uwish:

maybe u could 'borrow' some of PA9's green leaf stuff. I am guessing your will feel better, and a tad more hungry!



edited to add: but I didn't inhale!

I gave that up long before the booze. Reality is where it's at, man.

[CommanderSock]

andyt andyt:

uwish uwish:

maybe u could 'borrow' some of PA9's green leaf stuff. I am guessing your will feel better, and a tad more hungry!



edited to add: but I didn't inhale!

I gave that up long before the booze. Reality is where it's at, man.

Reality is bullshit.

Escapism is key.

Now excuse me while I go and bang my Meghan Fox wife, and work my $300,000 job.

[andyt]

CommanderSock CommanderSock:

Reality is bullshit.

Escapism is key.

Now excuse me while I go and bang my Meghan Fox wife, and work my $300,000 job.

Well, as The Secret people will tell you, you create your own reality.

You have to get paid $300,000 to bang Meghan Fox? You're not gay are you?

[GreenTiger]

We now need a study to show that smoking, and a high fat western diet are good for you as well.