[Newsbot]

Title: Human brain seized in mail truck on US-Canada border
Category: Strange
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2020-02-20 10:20:03
Canadian

[DrCaleb]

Wait . . .anyone seen Llama lately?

[raydan]

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

[stratos]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Wait . . .anyone seen Llama lately?

Sorry no comment.

[DrCaleb]

I just wonder if his side gig of selling human body parts is up and running yet.

[DrCaleb]

And, I'm not entirely sure that is a human brain. That looks like a 1l jar from Ikea.

https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/p/korken-jar ... -90227985/

An adult human brain is 30% to 50% larger than that.

[BeaverFever]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

And, I'm not entirely sure that is a human brain. That looks like a 1l jar from Ikea.

https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/p/korken-jar ... -90227985/

An adult human brain is 30% to 50% larger than that.

Answered. Doug Ford was in the US recently. For security reasons his brain was shipped separately and was misplaced. What happened next is Canada Post’s fault.

$1:

Ford voices support for Trump, slams high-profile Democrats while on D.C. trade mission

Ontario Premier Doug Ford stopped just short of endorsing U.S. President Donald Trump for re-election and slammed two of the highest-profile Democrats during a talk hosted by a business group in Washington, D.C., on Friday.

[Freakinoldguy]

Good, now that the brain is back in Canada we might finally see some actual action from the PM's office in ending the blockades.

[herbie]

True. Depends what 'action' is.
Trudeau seems to want to do nothing at all. Andrew Sneer wants to make things worse. Maybe we should listen to a "brain in a jar"

[DrCaleb]

[Saskanna]

herbie herbie:

True. Depends what 'action' is.
Trudeau seems to want to do nothing at all. Andrew Sneer wants to make things worse. Maybe we should listen to a "brain in a jar"

Not anymore. Trudeau finally found his spine. Perhaps because chaos is about to erupt in Eastern and Central Canada. Too little, and way too late. Now we very well could see violence. The Chiefs are digging in.

[Freakinoldguy]

herbie herbie:

True. Depends what 'action' is.
Trudeau seems to want to do nothing at all. Andrew Sneer wants to make things worse. Maybe we should listen to a "brain in a jar"

Depends whose it is.

Although it might have been integrated back into it's proper place because Trudeau finally spoke out against the blockades and the fact that Canadians and the gov't have been getting fucked over by these "special people" since this started.

Unfortunately he's barking into the wind and the natives know it. My guess is that despite his tough talk he still won't instruct the gov't, or the police to enforce the injunctions and forcibly remove the protesters and their barricades.

But one can always hope that he'll have a rush of shit to the brain and the rule of law will finally be enforced.