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Title: Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun
Category: Funny
Posted By: Scape
Date: 2011-03-08 20:32:13

[martin14]

Some criminals are soooooo stupid.

I imagine Bart will get a kick out of this.

[GreenTiger]

If someody broke into Bart's house and he came came home this would be a real concern.

[Choban]

WTF, the intruder was in the shower.....
I'd turn on all the cold water taps and flush all the toilets, that otta (ahem)"Flush" the guy out, then shoot him.

[QBC]

...OMFG...

Kindapped by Mexicans so he needed a shower....

[QBall]

This story should be turned into a movie with Charlie Sheen playing the intruder and Gary Busey as the homeowner. The ending would need to be reworked a bit.

[uwish]

GreenTiger wrote:

If someody broke into Bart's house and he came came home this would be a real concern.

if he was in my home he would have the same concern as well.

[gerv]

Now that's living proof of reincarnation. Nobody could be that stupid in one lifetime.

[raydan]

I'm pretty sure this is the kind of guy that would ask for help with his homework on a public forum.

[BartSimpson]

GreenTiger wrote:

If someody broke into Bart's house and he came home this would be a real concern.

I agree. I'd be concerned about cleaning up the mess after I was done.

[Freakinoldguy]

QBall wrote:

This story should be turned into a movie with Charlie Sheen playing the intruder and Gary Busey as the homeowner. The ending would need to be reworked a bit.