[Newsbot]

Title: Lululemon opening first-ever men's store in New York City
Category: lifestyle
Posted By: kitty
Date: 2014-11-23 16:11:57
Canadian

[DrCaleb]

I saw a Lululemon store once. They don't carry men's clothes.

[raydan]

I guess that's why this is their first-ever men's store.

[DrCaleb]

Pretty sure they still won't carry men's clothes. They'll carry clothes that fit men, but they aren't men's clothes.

[raydan]

I could make a metrosexual joke just about now, but I'm sure that Xort would accuse me of being a homophobe if I do.

[DrCaleb]

raydan raydan:

I could make a metrosexual joke just about now, but I'm sure that Xort would accuse me of being a homophobe if I do.

That's my line of thinking. The kind of man who buys an all ceramic coffee grinder, because a metal one adds a subtle metallic taste to the fair trade organically grown South American Arabica bean he had specially imported because 'store bought' beans weren't of good enough quality. The guy who has a regular appointment for a mani/pedi every Tuesday. That's who will shop there.

Not 'men'.

And to be the target of Xort's pot shots is sort of a badge of honour! We should make it a forumn game; to see who can attract the most random comments from the poster most unlikely to add to the conversation. heh.

[wildrosegirl]

This train of thought instantly brought this to mind:

[raydan]

I can understand that a backrub is only a backrub... but a foot massage!!! Come on girls, no guy would give you a foot massage if it's not leading up to sex.

[DrCaleb]

Dragging my knuckles and carrying a club . . . ^^

[wildrosegirl]

I love the part about those soft, lotiony hands not being able to grip a tackle box.

[DrCaleb]

Yea, lotion makes my hands slip off wrenches.

[OnTheIce]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

raydan raydan:

I could make a metrosexual joke just about now, but I'm sure that Xort would accuse me of being a homophobe if I do.

That's my line of thinking. The kind of man who buys an all ceramic coffee grinder, because a metal one adds a subtle metallic taste to the fair trade organically grown South American Arabica bean he had specially imported because 'store bought' beans weren't of good enough quality. The guy who has a regular appointment for a mani/pedi every Tuesday. That's who will shop there.

Not 'men'.

And to be the target of Xort's pot shots is sort of a badge of honour! We should make it a forumn game; to see who can attract the most random comments from the poster most unlikely to add to the conversation. heh.

They make some great clothes for men....homo jokes aside.

[andyt]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Yea, lotion makes my hands slip off wenches.

[DrCaleb]

OnTheIce OnTheIce:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

raydan raydan:

I could make a metrosexual joke just about now, but I'm sure that Xort would accuse me of being a homophobe if I do.

That's my line of thinking. The kind of man who buys an all ceramic coffee grinder, because a metal one adds a subtle metallic taste to the fair trade organically grown South American Arabica bean he had specially imported because 'store bought' beans weren't of good enough quality. The guy who has a regular appointment for a mani/pedi every Tuesday. That's who will shop there.

Not 'men'.

And to be the target of Xort's pot shots is sort of a badge of honour! We should make it a forumn game; to see who can attract the most random comments from the poster most unlikely to add to the conversation. heh.

They make some great clothes for men....homo jokes aside.

So, you are calling metrosexuals, homosexuals? Ray and I weren't going there, because that prejudicial. And we don't roll like that.

[DrCaleb]

andyt andyt:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Yea, lotion makes my hands slip off wenches.

I see what you did there!