[Freakinoldguy]

I voted for the Moose because he's the only one that's ever been able to stop Boris and Natasha's evil plans on a regular basis.

BTW where's the humble Gopher on this list?

[BartSimpson]

I'd suggest you folks adopt the sea mink as your national symbol because like the Canadian identity (per your PM) it's extinct.

[Thanos]

Given the nature of things in the US now, what with common sense now extinct at the hands of the deliberately stupid & malicious, that noble eagle should be retired and replaced with this as the new national symbol.