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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:18 am
 


Title: Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat
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Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2018-11-28 06:12:58


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:18 am
 


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:56 am
 


Should have named him Auðumbla. ;)


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:29 am
 


DrCaleb wrote:
Should have named him Auðumbla. ;)

The old tales.

Then said Gangleri: "Where dwelt Ymir, or wherein did he find sustenance?"
Hárr answered: "Straightway after the rime dripped, there sprang from it the cow called Auðumla; four streams of milk ran from her udders, and she nourished Ymir."

Then asked Gangleri: "Wherewithal was the cow nourished?"
And Hárr made answer: "She licked the ice-blocks, which were salty; and the first day that she licked the blocks, there came forth from the blocks in the evening a man's hair; the second day, a man's head; the third day the whole man was there. He is named Búri[."]


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:34 am
 


And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:38 am
 


I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:40 am
 


DrCaleb wrote:
And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten.

Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:43 am
 


fifeboy wrote:
I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.

Hoof do you think you are with these utterly corny puns?


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:57 am
 


llama66 wrote:
DrCaleb wrote:
And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten.

Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants.


Odin was a fucking bigot. :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:59 am
 


BartSimpson wrote:
llama66 wrote:
DrCaleb wrote:
And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten.

Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants.


Odin was a fucking bigot. :wink:

You're just bitter because HE killed the ice giants, and you didn't. It's OK big guy, you'll get your chance. :P


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:36 am
 


New Giant Cow Enables McD's to Serve Burgers As Big As In Ads...


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:24 pm
 


fifeboy wrote:
I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.



Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's? :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:28 pm
 


Freakinoldguy wrote:
fifeboy wrote:
I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.



Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's? :wink:


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He was too big to go into the export plant’s chain,” Geoff Pearson, the steer’s owner, told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC). “We have a high turnover of cattle, and he was lucky enough to stay behind.”


Edit: Most cattle destined for meat are male.


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Freakinoldguy wrote:
fifeboy wrote:
I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.



Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's? :wink:

I understand it to be a steer. Steers being neutered males. So calling it a cow was lazy reporting.


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