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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 12:19 pm
 


Title: Masturbation causes pregnant hands in afterlife: Turkish preacher
Category: Religion
Posted By: Alta_redneck
Date: 2015-05-28 12:13:03


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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 12:19 pm
 


Top story of the day :lol:
And for the record I don't follow the Hindutimes, I just expanded the Sun's story.
http://www.calgarysun.com/2015/05/28/ma ... evangelist


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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 1:48 pm
 


Geesh, I'm having triplets. 8O


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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 1:55 pm
 


Turks are now taking birth control advice from the GOP? Keep that aspirin clenched tightly between your knees, you jezebels! :twisted:


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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 2:08 pm
 


Who wants to bet this idiot jacks it 5 times a day?


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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 6:55 pm
 


... another one of those deeply thoughtful Imams ...

He's probably the local Sharia judge and jury, as well.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:46 pm
 


Tossing off is most likely a no-no during Ramadan as one is supposed to only think and do good deeds during the day {in addition to not eating).

It must make for a rather long unpleasant month.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:48 pm
 


So, what do they cut off in punishment for that? ... your sister's genitals?

It's a matter of honor, after all.


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