andyt andyt:
Good for them. You have this religious holiday nonsense in govt institutions, and you've got to start accommodating all the other religions.
Uhhhh no. A handful of people in proportion to an entire country does not need to be accommodated with special days off. Hell man, there's more Chinese here than any other "recent" immigrant group and I don't hear them whining about making Chinese New Year a stat holiday.
The rest of your idea is borked. We have 3 stat holidays because of the Christian culture and you want to turn that into just one stat holiday?
Do you have a job? Have you
ever had a job? Or maybe you just don't like spending time with your family?
Hell, let's get into full blown accommodation here and rename all of our potentially offensive holidays and "holidays".
Valentine's Day - scrap it altogether. It's offensive to people who are single and dateless besides being some made up crap to try and make up for the massive post-Christmas sales slump.
Easter - scrap it. It's a stupid floating holiday and obviously offensive to idiots who just can't be glad they have a 3-4 day weekend. Make the first day of spring a holiday and call it "Spring Day".
Victoria Day - change the name because it might offend anyone who isn't of British heritage. Call it what everyone calls it, "The May two-four weekend", who cares why it's a holiday.
Canada Day - MUST undergo a name change to suit the fucking clods who have a problem with singing our national anthem in our schools. We sure wouldn't want to be all offend-y by reminding people that THIS IS Canada!
Labour Day - needs a name change. It's offensive to the chronically unemployed.
Thanksgiving - needs a name change. Don't want religion creeping into anything at all in case andy gets his Underoos in a bunch. I say call it "Turkey Day", who the hell cares why it's a holiday anyway.
Christmas - Well, if you can't see what's so offensive about the holiday just by the name then yer just some Bible thumpin', young earth Creationist, Jesus freak.
I suggest calling it "Turkey Day Two".
Oh wait, would "Turkey Day" be offensive to vegans? Ok, we can call Thanksgiving "Harvest Day" or some such crap and call Christmas "Spendover". Might as well call it what it's become.