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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:41 am
 


Title: Pope Benedict to resign due to health reasons
Category: Religion
Posted By: ShepherdsDog
Date: 2013-02-11 04:33:26


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:41 am
 


A major scandal about to break for Gruppenfuhrer Palpatine???


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:09 am
 


We'll, to be fair he was elected as a caretaker Pope so, I guess given his poor health at the start of his reign he wasn't supposed to have lasted this long and the church has decided to, as they say move in a "new direction".

I'm also suprised that we didn't read about this job change in the Vatican obituaries. Maybe someone in the Church finally noticed that there was a commandment that forbade removing caretaker popes unaturally. :D


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:11 am
 


In the past when the Church moved in a 'new direction' people usually died in nasty ways


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:13 am
 


Sorry I tried to get my ammendment in before you posted but ya that's what I was thinking to.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:18 am
 


It could be just a case of 'I'm too old for this shit but I think there may be more to the entire......The Scot Presbyterian in my lineage is screaming the Whore of Babylon is choosing her False Prophet :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:02 am
 


I personally think that they're getting rid of Sgt Shultz so they can bring in that Black Bishop from Africa and be seen as all inclusive or at least more relevant for the 21 Century.

Why else would the Church would start selling itself on TV like the cheap whore you mentioned with those horrible cheezy "come back to the Church" commercials. 8O

Or for a laugh, they're gonna bring in someone younger and hipper who's gonna announce that Priests can finally get married which, they figure may solve one of their problems not realizing that the Boy Scouts of America had those same policies and it still didn't help them when it came to their leaders diddling little boys. :roll:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:08 am
 


A Chinese Cardinal to gain a foothold in the mythical Chinese market


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:11 am
 


I wonder when a Pope will name himself Pope Elvis I?

Just a random question, continue on with your Catholic bashing.....


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:18 am
 


I want a Pope Bubbahotep. There'll never be a Pope Elvis as he was only a king....Catholic bashing.....naw. Ridiculing the Vatican...yes doddering diddlers or those who protected them are always open to ridicule


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:31 am
 


I think it would be awesome if Cardinal Ouellet became pope. Replace the Host with poutine and wine with maple syrup.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:56 am
 


I take wine over maple syrup any day...


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:14 am
 


Brenda wrote:
I take wine over maple syrup any day...

Maple syrup's more fun in the bedroom than wine. 8O


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:44 am
 


It would make sense to see an African or Latin American wearing the shoes of the fisherman.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:45 am
 


BartSimpson wrote:
It would make sense to see an African or Latin American wearing the shoes of the fisherman.

A black or Hispanic Pope... I wonder if that would be as controversial as a black President?


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