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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:07 pm
 


Title: RCMP to launch food delivery service to compete with Uber Eats and DoorDash
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Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2018-12-14 12:42:43
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:07 pm
 


Its about goddamn time the RCMP did something useful.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:30 pm
 


Imagine all the tips they could earn? Totally supplement their income.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:41 pm
 


It would be supremely stupid to stiff the driver too.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:46 pm
 


The only drawback I can see is the highway division having issues trying to run down speeders using their uber friendly Toyota Prius's.

They might need a bigger battery?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:06 pm
 


I wonder if Shocky could get a job. :D


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:31 pm
 


I wouldn't trust him.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:57 pm
 


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:16 pm
 


Right, that's all I need, more cops showing up at the front door.......Along with this piece of news is the introduction of a new lane for anxious or new drivers..... :roll: :roll:

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The lane will be created between the fast and slow lane and provide a space for new and nervous drivers. "There is no speed limit in the nerve lane. You're welcome to drive as slow as you want. You're welcome to park," says Holt, who himself identifies as a nervous driver.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:28 pm
 


Will the RCMP deliver marijuana? I ask because they could deliver pot and then about an hour later deliver a bunch of fast food too! :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:29 pm
 


Hyack wrote:
Right, that's all I need, more cops showing up at the front door.......Along with this piece of news is the introduction of a new lane for anxious or new drivers..... :roll: :roll:

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The lane will be created between the fast and slow lane and provide a space for new and nervous drivers. "There is no speed limit in the nerve lane. You're welcome to drive as slow as you want. You're welcome to park," says Holt, who himself identifies as a nervous driver.


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What in the actual fuck.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:35 pm
 


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 2:06 pm
 


Test round for RCMP-Tim Hortons contract cancelled when customers discover 30% of TimBits missing....


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:05 pm
 


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Test round for RCMP-Tim Hortons contract cancelled when customers discover 30% of TimBits missing....

:lol:

I remember many years ago a local donut/coffee shop (though not tim's) a couple of friends and I used to go to in the evenings. We always felt safe because there was almost always at least one RCMP cruiser in the parking lot and 2-4 officers in the shop.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 9:24 am
 


Strutz wrote:
herbie wrote:
Test round for RCMP-Tim Hortons contract cancelled when customers discover 30% of TimBits missing....

:lol:

I remember many years ago a local donut/coffee shop (though not tim's) a couple of friends and I used to go to in the evenings. We always felt safe because there was almost always at least one RCMP cruiser in the parking lot and 2-4 officers in the shop.



There's a small Timmies nearby that seats about 40 people or 4 cops.


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