Well well well. Welly welly well well well!
https://www.rawstory.com/u-s-whistleblo ... port-tass/$1:
MOSCOW (Reuters) -Former U.S. intelligence contractor Edward Snowden, who exposed the scale of secret surveillance by the National Security Agency (NSA), has sworn an oath of allegiance to Russia and received a Russian passport, TASS reported on Friday.
"Yes, he got [a passport], he took the oath," Anatoly Kucherena, Snowden's lawyer, told the state news agency TASS.
"This is still a criminal investigative matter," White House spokesman John Kirby told reporters on Friday, referring any questions about the report on Snowden to the U.S. Department of Justice, which declined to comment.
Russian citizenship? Just like his childhood heroes Guy Burgess and Kim Philby received! I'm sure that Eddie received assurances from Dear Leader Vladimir that he won't be assigned to some shock battalion being sent to defend some wreckage in Luhansk. Just like with celebrities in the US I'm quite sure that the same sort of people in Russia are exempt from getting in any sort of danger in defense of the glorious Motherland. That sort of shit is left for the other unlucky bastards who were unfortunate enough to be born there to have to do at gunpoint.
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