[Newsbot]

Title: 'Sexercise' yourself into shape
Category: Health
Posted By: bootlegga
Date: 2009-02-23 13:38:14

[SigPig]

Now this is a fitness regimen every one can stick too.

[DrCaleb]

People can now use the excuse with the better half, "Do you want to die early?"

Oh, wait . . . you might not get the reaction you are looking for. "Do you want me to die early?"

Nope. That doesn't work either.

"You could stand to lose a couple pounds"

(and then the fight started)

Nope, not good at this. I'll just give up.

[Yogi]

Hey! Maybe I could 'hire myself out' as an on-call 'fitness trainer'.

[Brenda]

Sooo... When are you "overtraining"?

[sandorski]

Yogi wrote:

Hey! Maybe I could 'hire myself out' as an on-call 'fitness trainer'.

that's a career that will fill up fast

[xerxes]

DrCaleb wrote:

People can now use the excuse with the better half, "Do you want to die early?"

Oh, wait . . . you might not get the reaction you are looking for. "Do you want me to die early?"

Nope. That doesn't work either.

"You could stand to lose a couple pounds"

(and then the fight started)

Nope, not good at this. I'll just give up.

You never know. That could lead to some energetic 'hate sexercise'.

[Yogi]

sandorski wrote:

Yogi wrote:

Hey! Maybe I could 'hire myself out' as an on-call 'fitness trainer'.

that's a career that will fill up fast

You been peeking again eh!

[DrCaleb]

xerxes wrote:

DrCaleb wrote:

People can now use the excuse with the better half, "Do you want to die early?"

Oh, wait . . . you might not get the reaction you are looking for. "Do you want me to die early?"

Nope. That doesn't work either.

"You could stand to lose a couple pounds"

(and then the fight started)

Nope, not good at this. I'll just give up.

You never know. That could lead to some energetic 'hate sexercise'.

Guess that was the problem with the ex-wife. It would only have led to hallway sex. That's where we would walk by each other in the hall and say "Fuck you, asshole" . . . "Fuck you, bitch".

[Axeman]

Does this mean I can use the health-club membership tax write-off on hookers?

[sandorski]

Yogi wrote:

sandorski wrote:

Yogi wrote:

Hey! Maybe I could 'hire myself out' as an on-call 'fitness trainer'.

that's a career that will fill up fast

You been peeking again eh!

Want the Cam Link? Just $40/month!!