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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:42 pm
 


Title: Somali adulterer stoned to death
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Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2009-11-07 15:31:49



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Sounds like an awesome place to bring up a family



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A 13-year-old girl was stoned to death for adultery in the southern town of Kismayo last year.


WTF? A 13 year old committing ADULTERY? She isnt even an "adult"!

(in a weird way, it is good to see not "just" women are stoned tho :? I can't believe I said that... :()



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:05 pm
 


I gather Ashley Madison doesn't generate a bunch of revenue from Somalia.



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:10 pm
 


Woo-Hoo Somalia advancing civilization one stoning at a time ! /sarcasm

What a fucked up planet.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:01 pm
 


We can't criticize the Somalis, our culture isn't much different if you look at Western examples from maybe the Dark Ages...

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:15 pm
 


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Sounds like an awesome place to bring up a family


Ya, and back here in civilization your wife is fair game! Good thing you married ugly and you keep her fat! [B-o]



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:35 pm
 


The "Dark Ages" are not a thing of the past. Not in Somalia anyway. If anyplace deserves to be nuked, it's that shithole. Wouldn't be missed much.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:45 pm
 


Brenda wrote:
WTF? A 13 year old committing ADULTERY? She isnt even an "adult"!

(in a weird way, it is good to see not "just" women are stoned tho :? I can't believe I said that... :()



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....but spared his pregnant girlfriend until she gives birth.


So I guess she will be stoned next. Talk about awaiting your death sentence.



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:48 pm
 


Allah the Compassionate just doesn't get enough exposure there.



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:52 pm
 


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The "Dark Ages" are not a thing of the past. Not in Somalia anyway. If anyplace deserves to be nuked, it's that shithole. Wouldn't be missed much.


Waste of a perfectly good nuke, gonavy. The only solution (and this applies to the whole Muslim world, with few exceptions) is to put up the "Closed Sign": end trade, shut off the foreign aid, pull out the peacekeepers and diplomats and tell them all that they're under TOTAL embargo from the civilized world until they separate church from state and join the rest of humanity in the 21st century (or 22nd, or 23rd...)



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Waste of a perfectly good nuke, gonavy. The only solution (and this applies to the whole Muslim world, with few exceptions) is to put up the "Closed Sign": end trade, shut off the foreign aid, pull out the peacekeepers and diplomats and tell them all that they're under TOTAL embargo from the civilized world until they separate church from state and join the rest of humanity in the 21st century (or 22nd, or 23rd...)


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:04 pm
 


Donny_Brasco wrote:
PENATRATOR wrote:
Sounds like an awesome place to bring up a family


Ya, and back here in civilization your wife is fair game! Good thing you married ugly and you keep her fat! [B-o]


Nope, I'll leave your sister to one of your own



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:55 pm
 


Nuke 'em! They'll never change.


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Although he says he also wants to implement Sharia, al-Shabab says his version of Islamic law would be too lenient.


This isn't much better. I smell a little plot going on.



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