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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:03 pm
 


Title: Swiss cow feed fights global warming by cutting flatulence in livestock
Category: Environmental
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2018-10-04 12:00:14


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Let's hear it for the new "green economy," cooling the world, one cow fart at a time


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:05 pm
 


I see a Carbon-Fart tax in our future.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:09 pm
 


llama66 wrote:
I see a Carbon-Fart tax in our future.


Followed by an exhalation tax. You exhale CO2.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:12 pm
 


N_Fiddledog wrote:
llama66 wrote:
I see a Carbon-Fart tax in our future.


Followed by an exhalation tax. You exhale CO2.

I do not. I am perfection.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:14 pm
 


Pardon me. Mortal humans exhale CO2 therefore Prog logic will eventually demand taxation of the air they breath.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:35 pm
 


I see no problem with this at all. We know what methane does. We know farming cows causes it. I love my meat, and so do you. So, it's an awesome thing that this company has done. Everyone wins. This is THE example of technology overcoming adversity so we can keep living how we live without destroying the planet.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:45 pm
 


Prof_Chomsky wrote:
We know what methane does.


In cow farts it's melting the polar ice caps, right?

And we're not exactly sure when but some day...


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:46 pm
 


Cows are the real terrorists.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:51 pm
 


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Cows are the real terrorists.


Fucking cows. :evil:


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:03 pm
 


From the CBC, Sept 6 2018:

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An unusual amount of ice and a swamped coast guard made Arctic shipping more difficult than usual this year, according to Rayes. He told CBC that he was recently on a morning phone briefing with Canadian Coast Guard representatives, and that the agency said it is "busy everywhere… [and] they don't have enough boats to provide the level of service required."


This just in from a secret, Liberal government facility in the Canadian Arctic.

"Quickly Admiral, release the cow farts!"


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:17 pm
 


This is why dairy is down 50%. We've been secretly moving all the cows to CFB Alert. Soon we will begin our program of Ass Destruction, and the world will be ours. Muhahahahahahahahaha!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:45 am
 


N_Fiddledog wrote:
Prof_Chomsky wrote:
We know what methane does.


In cow farts it's melting the polar ice caps, right?

And we're not exactly sure when but some day...



Right, because your advanced degree in climate dynamics, with a minor in physics and meteorology tells you methane has no effect on our atmosphere's ability to retain heat.

Cows aren't the only cause, but they contribute. The same way drinking 4 cans of coke isn't making you fat by itself, but in conjunction with the box of twinkies, 3 chocolate bars, and 6 meals you eat a day it adds up, so you reduce your calories where you can.

It's not opinion. It's science. And it's not science theory, it's science fact.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:48 am
 


Prof_Chomsky wrote:
It's not opinion. It's science. And it's not science theory, it's science fact.


The exact same thing was said of Lysenkoism.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:55 am
 


BartSimpson wrote:
Prof_Chomsky wrote:
It's not opinion. It's science. And it's not science theory, it's science fact.


The exact same thing was said of Lysenkoism.


There you go making false equivalencies again.

Lysenkoism was a state run propaganda campaign. It wasn't subjected to global scrutiny by the scientific body at large.


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