[Brenda]

That's it? We have only 7.6 billion years left?

Where did eternity go???

[ShepherdsDog]

This is all the result of Chuck Norris counting to infinity........twice.

[Sherminator333]

We need to get to Mars and hook up with Elvis

[PluggyRug]

kenmore kenmore:

Its all because Stevie Harper nixed Kyoto... go figure...

Kyoto is an unimportant planet in the Rigel system, all the inhabitants look like Algore.

Thats where Captain Quirk went to oversee the CO2 mines.

The CO2 fallout has forced all the Kyotians to retreat to their basements where they manufacture concentrated Hogwash.
The Hogwash is exported to planet Earth where other Algore lookalikes use the Hogwash to pepper the Earthlings media.

In a few billion years the Hogwash will run out. Currently we are experiencing "Peak Hogwash".