[Delwin]

I guess women are looking for a real performance nowadays.

For my next date, I've rented out a gymnasium. I'm going to launch myself from a phallic shaped cannon through a 12 foot latex replica vagina. I've also hired 12 midgets, although to be honest, I havent really decided what their role will be.

I just figured, when it comes to depraved sex acts, more midgets can't hurt. Am I missing anything? It's been a while.

[Thanos]

The amputee demographic could use some lovin'. Yo, Darwin award winners, represent!

[raydan]

These days, when you meet a woman and talk turns to sex... if you tell her that you're pretty much only into "vanilla sex", they look at you kinda funny.

[PluggyRug]

Delwin Delwin:

Jeez, nobody wants a regular cup of coffee anymore. I guess I'd better get with the times. Does anyone know where I can get a good deal on clown shoes ?

Ask Justin...he belongs to a circus.

[raydan]

Bieber?

[PaulBrown]

What happened to equal male/female rights in the UK? Why would a male cumshot be allowed and a female one forbidden? This law is a pure nonsense.

Are they really going to check sites like pornhub, theporndude, youporn,... and censor the content? I doubt it.

I don’t see any of the big sex sites blocked, but what are the chances that this will happen? Something like what they did to thepiratebay?

What’s the amount of $$$ that the fetish porn industry still makes today, actually? You would have to be a fool to still pay for porn

[PublicAnimalNo9]

herbie herbie:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me... 70s theme song

Confucius say Good Woman can do seventy-one things. Cook, clean and sixty-nine

They're changing the name "sixty-nine" to "seventy-four" over there because the damn govt is taxing everything.

[Vamp018]

Get rid of that law or they'll move to Vegas in the US, New Porn Capitol of the World lol. Why the hell not, we are already the amusement and entertainment Capitols of the World lol, so what's another California already went stupid lol, there loss our gain. Back up the Mula, Peso Truck.

[Jabberwalker]

Does the local Coast Guard detachment do a calendar, there?