absolutely despise these kinds of compasses
"How liberal are you, on a scale of liberal to liberal?
[liberal] [liberal] [liberal] [liberal] [liberal] [don't know]"
whaddya mean you can't be damned to include the other little parties? this is the box you live in folks, don't even think of bothering with anything else. your voice is simply one of these five flavours of capitalism, every five-ish years
it's so insufferable
anyway i did actually do the stupid test
How much financial assistance should the federal government provide to first-time home buyers?lmfao
How much influence should unions have?all of it.
Single-use plastic should be banned immediately (e.g., straws, grocery bags, etc.).
How much should Canada do to reduce its greenhouse gas emissions?wildly gunna guess "strongly agree/much more" doesn't carry with it the connotation that this problem will require the overthrow of capitalism or else we're just gunna continue the death march to oblivion despite our green coloured pieces of junk
Quebec should become an independent state.i mean - yea - but not the bloc lmao
How much should the government do to make amends for past treatment of Indigenous peoples in Canada?simple. first, cede british columbia
Canada should end its ties to the monarchy.lets fucking party
The government should guarantee a minimum income for all Canadians, regardless of whether or not they have a job.lol
The Canadian government should stand up to countries that commit human rights abuses, even if it puts Canada's economic interests at risk.The United States?
Canada's human rights laws should require that trans persons be referred to by their preferred gender pronoun.jesus fucking christ what a weird-ass question, who is campaigning for specifically this. this a thing to weed out the PPC nuts? no one's been convicted under bill c-16 u god damn nerds
The federal government should impose a carbon tax on provinces without a tax of their own.kill me
How easy should it be to qualify for Employment Insurance?this is too funny.
The federal cabinet should be evenly split between women and men.the problem, but it's coloured pink. that'll fix it. pink and green, the proud colours of capitalism's pathetic non-attempt at saving itself.
all the politicos got a 0 on every question. it's not an easy job but someone's gotta do it.
turns out the cpc(ml) used to run here but it's a party of geriatric boomers at this point and they're all dying off so there really isn't anyone to vote for here lol
~results~
the 3d thing says i'm super for decentralization, probably because of the monarchy and quebec.seemed like a bit of a tacky add-on that just made it more glaringly obvious that it doesn't ask any real questions