llama66 llama66:
I'll see your vapour tax and raise you an omnitax. Basically I propose we tax you for everything you do. Wanna poop? Omnitax! Wanna breathe? Omnitax!! Wanna pee? no tax OMNITAX!!! Wanna turn on your furnace? if you guessed omnitax, you guessed right. The tax for every stage of life. Omnitax.
When I was a little kid back in the early 1970's there was quite a fad in the media to endlessly pronounce upon the 'rising cost of living'. The cost of living index was on the news with regular frequency.
It all left me with the impression that
The Cost of Living was some sort of tax or fee that you had to pay to the government or else they'd put you in jail or kill you.
Reality is not far off from my childish perception because if you do not pay taxes then there's a very good chance the government will throw you in jail or kill you if you refuse to go to jail.
And your Omnitax is spot on!
Because where I live if you poop then the water you use to flush your toilet is taxed.
We literally pay taxes (fees and etc) to the Air Resources Board.
Peeing is taxed when you flush.
Your furnace is taxed and if it's a solar furnace it's subjected to a property tax.
And the only thing you missed is the Estate Tax where you have to pay a tax because you
died.