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Title: What would you do if you could be invisible?
Category: Tech
Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2012-01-05 09:52:16

[PENATRATOR]

Follow Olivia Wilde to the Shower

[RUEZ]

PENATRATOR wrote:

Follow Olivia Wilde to the Shower

[Mr_Canada]

Not use it, claim it's too 'mainstream'
Be visible because hell yeah

[raydan]

I'd rather not say.

[jeff744]

Convince the Pope he was talking to god.

[Guy_Fawkes]

Fight Crime.

[sandorski]

Go everywhere naked.

[Freakinoldguy]

I pretty much do that already!

You know age and all.

[Thanos]

I'd start sucker punching drug dealers and pimps into unconsciousness and rob them of all their cash. They're evil and I could put the money to much better uses than they would. I'd mete out the justice that society is too scared to do itself! [/batman]

I'd also start sneaking into executive washrooms and not flush the toilet when I was done. Man, that would really make all good ol' executive-class frat boys like totally blow their minds!

[martin14]

Thanos wrote:

I'd start sucker punching drug dealers and pimps into unconsciousness and rob them of all their cash. They're evil and I could put the money to much better uses than they would. I'd mete out the justice that society is too scared to do itself!

Robin Hood



p.s. a young Slovak guy, Adam Janosik, was playing in the World Juniors.

Janosik is the Slovak Robin Hood, so watch for young Adam stealing the puck...

[Yogi]

Superman walks into the Super Heroes private clubhouse. He's sporting a real nasty shiner. Green Lantern looks up from his beer and says Hey Supe, what the hell happened to you"???
Superman, sheepishly, says " I was flying over Metropolis, just passing over Wonder Woman's condo, and I look down, and to my amazement she's lying on her balconie,on a blanket, her eyes closed, and just writhing, and bucking to beat all hell! I didn't want to pass on such an opportunity, so I pulled down the front of my tights and swooped right in. How the hell was I sposed to know that she was fucking the Invisible Man"!!!

[Guy_Fawkes]

[Gunnair]

Mr_Canada wrote:

Not use it, claim it's too 'mainstream'
Be visible because hell yeah

Sneak in and replace your



with this:

[Hyack]

PENATRATOR wrote:

Follow Olivia Wilde to the Shower

That wasn't my first thought.....but I like it......