While we're at it, I claim ownership of the asteroid belt. All space probes must pay a toll to pass through the belt, as well as all UFO's, light, etc.
-J.
raydan
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:20 pm
She should go and plant a flag on it right away.
fifeboy
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:31 pm
CDN_PATRIOT CDN_PATRIOT:
While we're at it, I claim ownership of the asteroid belt. All space probes must pay a toll to pass through the belt, as well as all UFO's, light, etc.
-J.
Do you plan to have toll booths or set up a Transponder system?
Brenda
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:43 pm
I take it I can sue her when I have a sunburn, or for lack of sunshine, which is the cause of my Winterdepression?
Lemmy
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:45 pm
Surely she's not talking about MY sun.
raydan
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:46 pm
Brenda Brenda:
I take it I can sue her when I have a sunburn, or for lack of sunshine, which is the cause of my Winterdepression?
Yup,... and if you win, she'll pay you with a part of the sun.
Brenda
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:49 pm
raydan raydan:
Brenda Brenda:
I take it I can sue her when I have a sunburn, or for lack of sunshine, which is the cause of my Winterdepression?
Yup,... and if you win, she'll pay you with a part of the sun.
No no, I am suing for cold hard cash...
Yogi
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:15 pm
raydan raydan:
She should go and plant a flag on it right away.
She could do this at night when the sun has 'dimmed down' lest she get frizzled!
herbie
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:26 pm
Lyin' bitch. I own the Universe and I haven't even listed it with the Property Guys yet!
Brenda
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:26 pm
You think she will be able to find it at night? I mean, it IS dark, after all!
Thanos
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:30 pm
She should really get this confirmed by the United States Supreme Court before someone comes along and hushes her gig. Hey, don't laugh. After the eminent domain and Citizens United rulings literally anything is now possible from those corporate lapdogs.
Public_Domain
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:59 pm
Ah, at first I thought this was just some person saying 'K I own the sun now', I didn't know it was possible to legitamately claim the sun as your property.
Woman's a little rediculous. Charge us for the sun? AHAHAHAHA.