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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:02 am
 


Title: Woman Nearly Dies And Sustains Extensive Brain Damage After Attempting A Soy Sauce
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Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2018-12-11 06:23:14


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:02 am
 


I'm thinking that people who don't know that Soy Sauce has a huge amount of salt in it, and who don't know huge amounts of salt will kill you, and who get their medical advice from random people on the interweb; perhaps demonstrate Darwin's theory on survival.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:13 am
 


This years Darwin Award for dumbest cleanse goes to: This dumb bitch.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:26 am
 


She was diagnosed as schizophrenic with paranoia so somebody should have intervened here...


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:13 am
 


Robair wrote:
She was diagnosed as schizophrenic with paranoia so somebody should have intervened here...


True, that.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:19 am
 


Robair wrote:
She was diagnosed as schizophrenic with paranoia so somebody should have intervened here...


Myself and a vast network of conspirators were plotting to do something about her paranoia.

Looks like our Soy Sauce Gambit worked out. 8)


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:49 am
 


BartSimpson wrote:
Robair wrote:
She was diagnosed as schizophrenic with paranoia so somebody should have intervened here...


Myself and a vast network of conspirators were plotting to do something about her paranoia.

Looks like our Soy Sauce Gambit worked out. 8)

I still say we should have made her eat 1lbs of wasabi.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:42 am
 


Sad story.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:43 pm
 


Sunnyways wrote:
Sad story.

I'd say its a sad story, but its self inflicted. I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone who thinks drinking soy sauce is a good idea. It's actually the most moronic idea I've ever heard. It's right up there with car surfing between two cars or taking a selfie on subway tracks...

I'm a cold hearted prick, I know.

Dad always said "if you want Sympathy; look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis".


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:51 pm
 


Some people are simply not designed to live.


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