Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:59 am
No nonsense to you all!
Sorry, but I don't speak French. I know you all speak some English, though, so you'll get my meaning.
Here is what we, westerners, have come up with after decades of interrogations and soul searching. We'll do the French a real favour and free them from oppression : we'll send them all back home to France, where they all emigrated from rather recently, after De Gaulle's famous "Viva la Québec libra".
Canadians have been excessively tolerant toward these hostile immigrants who are trying to regain a country squatted by their long gone ancestors, with whom they are not even directly related.
As for today's resident Frogs of the St-Lawrence Valley, let it be clear that they are the bottom of the barrel of an aleady inferior breed, the rejects from the French peasantry of the 17th century, the rejects of the rejects. They are in no position to compete, ever, with the superior WASP.
Generous as we are, we have supported them, monetarily and otherwise, for centuries. The leftover Frogs, that is. Leftover from the illegal French fur trading posts (this was British Territory) and their half breed offsprings. Ne'er-do-wells, all of them.
Canadians, be generous forever more! Keep on feeding those disadvantaged brothers, hand out your welfare to the needy Frogs. In return, they will call you "maudite Anglaìs" and they will keep on threatening to leave without blessing you with an actual departure.
Our swarthy oily skinned low foreheaded monkey shaped Canadians of the St-Lawrence area will surely give you something in return : a VIP pass to a well deserved heaven at the end of your philanthropic days! Well, that's worth a few bucks, ain't it?
PS Why haven't we launched a rallying song along the lines of "Let's ship'em all back to France" ???
Hrolf,
True Canadian
No nonsense advocate