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Bless Her Little Newfie Heart

Little Melissa comes from Chance Cove Newfoundland and attends third
grade. After school she tells her father that they learned about the history
of Valentine's Day.

'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, I was wondering if I
gave a Valentine to someone who was not, will God get mad at me for giving
them a valentine?'

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says 'No, I don't think God would get
mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?'

'Osama Bin Laden,' she says.

'Why Osama Bin Laden,' her father asks in shock.


'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little Newfoundland Christian Girl
could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit.'And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd
love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.'

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new-found
pride. 'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.'

'I know,' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, our
Canadian Soldiers can shoot the fucker.'

[sasquatch2]

Yeah!!!!

Here kitty kitty..........

[martin14]

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[Psudo]

Counter-joke: "Canadian soldiers"?
(Just kidding, I know Canada has a great military tradition.)

[Blue_Nose]

I've heard this one using a little Christian girl, a little Jewish girl, a little American girl....

[Calbeck]

There's a lovely flash animation that's been making the rounds since 2001...the world comes out to sing "Kumbaya" to bin Laden and the Taliban, they come out of their caves weeping with newfound brotherhood...

"NOW!"

and everyone pulls out guns and blow bin Laden et al straight to hell. A personal fave. -:)

[EmperorLiam]

Lame.

As if killing bin laden would accomplish anything, hes probably dead already anyhow.

[sasquatch2]

EmperorLiam

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Lame.

As if killing bin laden would accomplish anything, hes probably dead already anyhow.

If you are trying to say you wouldn't kill him if given the opportunity----you are lame.
Personally I would kill him in a heart beat.....


because I could use the money...........

[Calbeck]

Well if he's already dead, we save on the Valentine postage.

Bonus! -:D

[fire_i]

Let cupid use poison arrows for once.

[CanadianJeff]

Throw some light anthrax on the postcard..

Let the bugger have some of his own love he keeps sending innocent people.

[Murray_Smith]

CanadianJeff wrote:

Throw some light anthrax on the postcard..

Let the bugger have some of his own love he keeps sending innocent people.

Unless I'm mistaken, he had nothing to do with the anthrax scare.

[sasquatch2]

Murray_Smith

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CanadianJeff wrote:

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Throw some light anthrax on the postcard..

Let the bugger have some of his own love he keeps sending innocent people.

Unless I'm mistaken, he had nothing to do with the anthrax scare.

And this is relevant somehow.

Should this move my crosshairs from his belt buckle to his nose?

[CanadianJeff]

honestly. It was a simple swipe at terrorists and a joke of what to send one in the mail.

you guys take things too far sometimes. Have fun it's a joke.

[Murray_Smith]

sasquatch2 wrote:

Murray_Smith

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CanadianJeff wrote:

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Throw some light anthrax on the postcard..

Let the bugger have some of his own love he keeps sending innocent people.

Unless I'm mistaken, he had nothing to do with the anthrax scare.

And this is relevant somehow.

Relevant because the joke used an incorrect assumption. Just sayin'.

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Should this move my crosshairs from his belt buckle to his nose?

Whatever unlocks your trigger finger, man.