[SprCForr]

How to play.

The first poster makes a wish.

Whoever replies has to corrupt that wish (make it harmful to whoever wished it, to the whole world, have some weird unforseen consequence...anything, so long as it's bad). Whoever corrupted the wish then has to make their own wish, and on it goes.

Here we go:

I wish I owned this forum.

[Sherminator333]

You then got an offer of marriage form Big Bird from Sesame Street and declined, therefore causing much pain to the large Yellow bird community..........

I wish I was double jointed.

[DerbyX]

Sherminator333 wrote:

You then got an offer of marriage form Big Bird from Sesame Street and declined, therefore causing much pain to the large Yellow bird community..........

I wish I was double jointed.

The Genie promptly promptly made every joint in your body double turning you into a grotesque side show freak. Your only option was go on tour with the Jim Rose Circus grossing people out with your freaky body. While the circus was in Vancouver it was attended by the Chinese President who so disgusted with what he saw decided that such an abomination could not exist. He had China fire nuclear missiles at Vancouver. A few hit the US by mistake, they retaliate, hit Russia by mistake, they retaliate and bamn. The Earth is a smoking pile of radiated rubble.

3 Months later the Battlestar Galactica leads a rag-tag fleet of survivors to earth only to find its chared remains. The Cylons catch up and destroy them all.

I wish the Toronto Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup this year.

[Ripcat]

DerbyX wrote:

I wish the Toronto Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup this year.

Buahahahahahahahha!!! You are sent to the year 1942 to watch the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. In August of 1942 you are sent off to fight the war in Europe never to return home again...

Back in the present, the Leafs continue their woeful play and anyone born later than 1967 never live to see the Leafs win the Stanley Cup even with the medical advances that extend lives upto 150 years...

I wish I'd won the SUper 7 lottery last night.

[Sherminator333]

Ripcat wrote:

DerbyX wrote:

I wish the Toronto Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup this year.

Buahahahahahahahha!!! You are sent to the year 1942 to watch the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. In August of 1942 you are sent off to fight the war in Europe never to return home again...

Back in the present, the Leafs continue their woeful play and anyone born later than 1967 never live to see the Leafs win the Stanley Cup even with the medical advances that extend lives upto 150 years...

I wish I'd won the SUper 7 lottery last night.

With the money you had a 200 Ft statue of yourself made, but it fell on a visitng David Hasselhoff, causing him to die and the world to go into 900 years of mourning and watching re-runs of Baywatch.


I wish Rib Eye Steak was cheaper

[SprCForr]

And it does. You also become Case 0 in the horrific BSE leap to human pandemic.

I wish I had a bottomless pint of beer.

[DerbyX]

SprCForr wrote:

And it does. You also become Case 0 in the horrific BSE leap to human pandemic.

I wish I had a bottomless pint of beer.

You get it. You drink yourself into a stupor and die.

Without your services as a mod CKA falls prey to cylon hackers. With this site under their control they are able to circumvent secret illuminati defenses and conquer earth. Humanity is made extinct.

I wish I were Prime Minister.

[Brenda]

And now you are. With you as a prime minister, Canada raises the taxes to 99% of the income, and everybody stops working to collect welfare. Ever since that happened, Chavez came over to show his graditude and immigrated his people to get the oil out of the sands. His friend Ahmedinedjad takes over the world.

I wish the Flames won the Stanley Cup.

[TattoodGirl]

Granted!!!

But because you are living in BC and cheered for the Flames...Imigration officers roll in and deport you, but not back to Holland they screw up and send you to Pakistan.

I wanna be a Rockstar

[Brenda]

Done!

After a GREAT concert, where you were so nice to give me backstage passes of, we went to your afterparty.

You met the greatest people there, at least you thought, but the bestest one thought you were so rich, you could pay his house for him, and got your creditcard out of your pocket, and in 2 days time, he got every penny out of every account you had. You had to borrow money from your manager, who wouldn't lend you that, and you fired him. No one's ever heard from you again...

I wish I had an unlimited, not to pay off-credit card, that is accepted all over the globe

[SprCForr]

Granted!

IMF, the World Bank and every major financial institution collapse. Credit becomes the digital "ebola" of the world. Windshield scraper companies fold, because of the sheer numbers of now useless cards.

I wish Regina would give me his car.

[Brenda]

Of course he did that.

So now you are a Hummer richer, you have Al Gore against you. The powerful man was so disappointed in you, he made gas prices 100 times as high, but just for you. You couldn't afford to drive that car anymore, so it is in your driveway eversince, and you have to buy new shoes every month... Your feet hurt like hell from all that walking you have to do...

Oh man, i feel really sorry for ya


I wish SprCForr had a pair of good shoes

[SprCForr]

Granted. But they came from you. Every pair you ever buy is transported to SprCForr regardless. Dear hubby moves you all to Iqualut for the rest of your days.

I wish I had a pay raise.

[ShepherdsDog]

granted

you get a 2 dollar pay raise but you are now bumped into a higher tax bracket that has you taking home even less money.

I wish for Ontario to realise Canada extends beyond its own borders.

[Sherminator333]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

granted

you get a 2 dollar pay raise but you are now bumped into a higher tax bracket that has you taking home even less money.

I wish for Ontario to realise Canada extends beyond its own borders.

It does, and Scotland, U.K. becomes part of Canada too. But sadly deep fried Candy bars are now the national dish, large amounts of people fall into a deep fat fryer, causing panic. It also means that cannibalism spreads as eating deep fried neighbors becomes all the rage. Haggis is also forced on the pouplation, need I say more?


I wish I was an adult film director