[1andonly]

The idea of this thread is that each time you post, you take over a virtual hill from the previous poster. To make a post in this thread, you must tell how you took the hill from the person, and at the end of the post proclaim "MY HILL".

EDIT: No repeats, and obviously, since you can't take the hill from your self, no double posting.

I'll start.

1andonly walks up to the top of the unclaimed hill. MY HILL!
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[CDNBear]

CDNBear walks up the hill, kicks 1andonly in the crotch and pushes 1andonly off the hill and proclaims...

"My Hill"

[stratos]

Stratos walks up the hill and pushes CDNBear off the hill.

"MY HILL"

[CDNBear]

stratos wrote:

Stratos walks up the hill and pushes CDNBear off the hill.

"MY HILL"

CDNBear climbs back up the hill, stomps stratos and rolls him down the hill, then builds 12 foot razor wired, electrified fence around the top of the hill and proclaims...

"MY HILL" again!

[kitty]

kitty walks up the hill, smiles at CDNBear through his fence and flashes him. CDNBear faints and kitty rolls him down the hill while she proclaims.....

"my hill"

[CDNBear]

kitty wrote:

kitty walks up the hill, smiles at CDNBear through his fence and flashes him. CDNBear faints and kitty rolls him down the hill while she proclaims.....

"my hill"

Bear comes too, climbs back up the hill, snaps a pic of kitty, wraps her in saran wrap, (cause Bears don't hit girls, even vurtual ones) and rolls her down the hill, then again proclaims...

"MY HILL"

[1andonly]

1andonly marches back up the hill stares bear in the eyes and tells him this(A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.

"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?"

"Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them.")bear laughs so hard he falls off the edge and rolls down the hill, 1ANDONLY then again proclaims... "MY HILL"!

"MY HILL"

[WDHIII]

WDHIII walks up the hill and hands 1andOnly some water......





waits for the Mickey Fin to take effect then rolls him down the hill!







"MY HILL"

[CDNBear]

WDHIII wrote:

WDHIII walks up the hill and hands 1andOnly some water......





waits for the Mickey Fin to take effect then rolls him down the hill!







"MY HILL"

Bear sneeaks up on WDHIII and when close enough, jumps up and scares the crap out of WDHIII, WDHIII slips on his own turd and falls down the hill. Once again Bear proclaims...

"MY HILL"

[WDHIII]

WDHIII sneaks up the hill and CAREFULLY take aim at CDNBear with his tranquilizer gun......








BOOM!

Ooops....... wrong gun.

WDHIII sheepishly rolls CDNBears headless carcass down the hill.


"MY HILL"

[Ripcat]

Ripcat, sitting in front of a large screen TV, yells from the bottom of the hill, "The Flames are on the power play!"

WDHIII runs down the hill to check it out while Ripcat runs up the hill.

"Just kidding!"

"MY HILL!"

[WDHIII]

(the sad part is that would work too)

WDHIII walks up the hill and says to RIPCAT....

"The Leafs just traded Mats Sundin to the Rangers for Colton Orr and a half used roll of Mark Messier toilet paper"

Ripcat suffers a cerebral hemorrhage and WDHIII rolls him down the hill.


"MY HILL"

[Ripcat]

Ripcat sets up a huge sound system directed to the top of the hill and plays Celine Dion and Barbra Striesand tunes full blast.

WDHIII breaks down crying, goes insane, and gets taken away by two really big guys in white coats.

Ripcat changes the music to something much more enjoyable and runs to the top of the hill.

"MY HILL"

[Canadarc]

Canadarc hires an airplane with a banner that says: Leafs won the Stanley cup.
Ripcat goes insane and he's rolling on the ground with happiness and unfortunately rolls of the hill but at the bottom he gets stuck with his eye in a tree branch.
Canadarc parachutes out of the plane and claims the hill.

"MY HILL"

[WDHIII]

WDHIII sets up a sign at the bottom of the hill that reads "FREE MUFFINS"

Canadarc RUNS down the hill, drooling all the way, leaving the gate open on the "12 foot razor wired, electrified fence"

WDHIII enters and locks.

"MY HILL"