In my opinion it is inventive
to use rare words as incentive
how witty i can be
you will just have to see
what kind of wierd poems i will give
wildrosegirl
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:00 am
This thread you once played has died
Resurrection hereby shall be tried
The writings are short
With poems of this sort
Now someone else take a ride.
DonnaWho
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:03 am
There was a young chick who was proud
and didn't mind shouting out loud
she shouted so much
just like someone who's Dutch
and one day she woke up and was UBER!
Brenda
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:04 am
This is the best necro-post
as reward, I'll get you some toast
you need coffee with it
on yur ass you sit
gone again, the limmerick ghost
BartSimpson
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:09 am
I've finally found the perfect girl
I could not ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
and owns a liquor store.
wildrosegirl
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:11 am
Bart Simpson wears a cape
Though he looks nothing like our "Ape"
He posted a note
On this thread as a joke
But we saw it already back a page
Brenda
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 am
PCC was again very witted
She has mittens that are tightly knitted
Knows I'm from abroad
takes mistakes not as fraud
And when at fault, she'll admit it
DonnaWho
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:20 am
Brenda likes the police
to help her with her dishes
and if they refuse to help
she feeds them to the fishes
wildrosegirl
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:21 am
Brenda's a friend of mine
Who lives where it rains all the time
When griping of weather
Was told "hold together"
You have only 8 weeks til sunshine!
DonnaWho
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:28 am
PCC never understood
until I explained
just why and how
so now she is very happy
and she said oh wow!
Brenda
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:30 am
PCC lives in a province I really love
I hope not to find there that much doves
the weather is great
my kids can go skate
I hope she doesn't get sick and needs to cough
wildrosegirl
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:35 am
DW and Bren are a pair
With misbehaving hair
Cute as bugs
Snuggled in rugs
Make all the CKA guys stare
DonnaWho
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:35 am
Brenda reeks of uberness
more than all the rest
she always has something to add
and always passes the test
DonnaWho
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:37 am
PCC is always one step
ahead of me
It bothers me some
but I am a mom
so I'm used to it I guess...
Brenda
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:40 am
Donna Who is as cute as a button
THere is nothing on her that's rotten
she really is sweet
she doesn't smoke weed
that I know of, but I might have forgotten