[MrMagicMan]

A limerick example about Bob:

Bob once was a tender young man
Who would not think twice of holding your hand (slant rhyme)
He acted quite queer
After drinking a beer
Ah, no wonder he ended up marrying Stan!

[WDHIII]

So youre telling us your name is Bob?

[BartSimpson]

MrMagicMan was once caught in the can
with the girl of that fellow named Stan
So it came to pass that Stan kicked his ass
and


(Okay, someone help me out here!)

[MrMagicMan]

WDHIII wrote:

So youre telling us your name is Bob?

What about Bob?

[WDHIII]

BartSimpson wrote:

MrMagicMan was once caught in the can
with the girl of that fellow named Stan
So it came to pass that Stan kicked his ass
and


(Okay, someone help me out here!)

and then started the fairer sex ban!

[MrMagicMan]

WDHIII was a eager young beaver
Who once married an older June Cleaver
They both had real fun
And conjured a son
But from now on they just buy golden retrievers

[WDHIII]

MrMagicMan wrote:

WDHIII was a eager young beaver
Who once married an older June Cleaver
They both had real fun
And conjured a son
But from now on they just buy golden retrievers

[BartSimpson]

WDHIII wrote:

BartSimpson wrote:

MrMagicMan was once caught in the can
with the girl of that fellow named Stan
So it came to pass that Stan kicked his ass
and


(Okay, someone help me out here!)

and then started the fairer sex ban!

BOOYAH!

[BartSimpson]

Wil finally found the perfect girl
he could not ask for more
she's deaf and dumb and oversexed
and owns a liquor store!

[fatbasturd]

There once was a guy named Magicman
Who came up with this poetic plan
He posted his thought
this half assed limerick ....is all that he got!
compliments of the fatman.

[MrMagicMan]

BartSimpson of classic television lore
For laughter who could ask for more?
Gather round all
You'll have a ball
Watch that show til your eyeballs grow sore!

[WDHIII]

Mm found out from a lass
That his balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ass!

[fatbasturd]

Magicman he thinks he's great
seems the poor fellow can't get a date
he has a bad rash
and he has no cash
so he can't even afford a hookers rate

[MrMagicMan]

Fatbasturd you made a good try
Your limerick above the clouds did fly
But sometimes you lose
With nary a bruise
...About the quality of your limerick I did lie

[fatbasturd]

Magicman you rhyme and you tease
you see fit to do as you please
If you want me to stop poking
and you want to stop choking
then get the fuck off your knees