[bloodyirish]

But he had a better idea, instead of a hearse,
He called in a nurse..

[Ripcat]

To my dismay the nurse was a man,
And with a hearty laugh he told me his plan,

[SMS]

"We'll freeze your goodies solid, " said the male nurse while I scoffed.
"Then whatever shouldn't be there will just snap right off."

[bloodyirish]

In an attempt to bring this thread back from the dead.
He made a rhyme and went back to bed.

[maldonsfecht]

this thread has become so confused
it's no wonder it's not being used...