[Arctic_Menace]

Then the world would be my bitch.


What if the world was made of "jello pudding"?

[Ex-Expat]

Then we would look all look like we'd been in a mud-wrestling match.

What if Santa brought presents for everybody including all the adults?

[Sherminator333]

Then someone who looks like your avatar would have appeared under the Tree

What if we could change shape to animal form?

[Arctic_Menace]

I'd be a friendly wolf half of the time.


What if everyone had a spirit animal that was real and went wherever you went and everyone could see it?

[Enrico]

It would probably cause a lot of trouble.

Kids getting bullied over their "non-cool" spirit animal.
Appartment blocks would always have to allow pets.
Airplanes would be a mess with all those animals running around.
The list is endless


What if sperm would taste like chocolate?

[Sherminator333]

Then Paris Hilton would be Brown faced most of the time

What if they tried to make everyone go to rehab and they said no,no,no?

[TattoodGirl]

Everyone would be sober and alot of people wouldnt get laid anymore

What if we really could get an alien ship to take annoying "Stars" off this planet?

[Brenda]

Entertainment tonight would not be as entertaining then (or a few people would be out of a job, whichever you prefer )


What if we didn't have to watch allllll those old Christmas movies?

[Sherminator333]

Then The Tin man, the Lion and the Scarecrow would not give me nightmares


What if it was NEw YEars Day everyday?

[Brenda]

We would have a hangover every day
(and we would never have to work )


What if we stopped being asses and be nice to eachother for a change?

[Sherminator333]

Then there would be utopia,

What if you could reach Nirvana?

[Brenda]

Then we would live happily ever after...

What if I got a necro-medal for bringing this one back to life?

[-Mario-]

then a Mod might be walking by and give it to you... *but its only 3 months and 9 days old. better luck next time

What if I don't show up to work for a couple week????

[martin14]

then everyone would be happy

what if goods and services were actually delivered on time ?

[-Mario-]

Then nobody would have anything to complain

What if the Canadian won the Stanley cup??