You can understand what the critic is saying by her and her partners picture. Clearly they are way too huge to be ballet dancers. I mean, my God, they're like two friggin beached whales flopping on the sand. How in heavens name did the New York Ballet ever choose two fat, McDonalds eating, poutine loving, drinks 10-15 beers a day, dancers for their Christmas performance??????? Absolutely friggin shocking....

My eyes!!!!! It burns!!!! Couldn't you have at least photoshopped out the bulge. Jesus.