| |
| Author |
Topic Options
|
Posts: 14725
 Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:25 am
As per my post in the f*ck list, I just had my first experience with having treatment for a weak spot on the retina of my left eye. It was not quite a hole but was about to give way to being one.
I had Laser photocoagulation done. I'm sure others here have gone through this so I'm curious as to whether or not you had any complications or issues afterward. I'd sure appreciate the feed-back.
|
Posts: 30422
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:16 am
I don't really know, but if you are wearing an eye patch, then it might help to talk like a Pirate.  Best wishes for a speedy recovery. ![[B-o]](./images/smilies/drinkup.gif "Drink up")
|
Regina 
Site Admin
Posts: 32460
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:21 am
I have a friend who is an eye Doctor. I should see him this coming week and will ask. Eyes do heal very fast though. Are you going to require a Parrot? 
|
Posts: 19986
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:25 am
Regina Regina: I have a friend who is an eye Doctor. I should see him this coming week and will ask. Are you going to require a Parrot? Are you planning on donating your peg leg if she already has the parrot.....arrrgh...
|
Posts: 34732
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:25 am
Arrr! 
|
Posts: 34732
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:28 am
In case you need them, here are 10 pickup lines for female pirates. 10. What are YOU doing here? 9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed) 8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! 7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" 6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! 5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" 4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! 3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! 2. RAMMING SPEED! 1. You. Pants Off. Now!
|
Regina
Site Admin
Posts: 32460
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:33 am
Hyack Hyack: Regina Regina: I have a friend who is an eye Doctor. I should see him this coming week and will ask. Are you going to require a Parrot? Are you planning on donating your peg leg if she already has the parrot.....arrrgh... No.........them me hammer will hit the floor.
|
Posts: 19986
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:39 am
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "It was my first day wearing the hook."
|
Posts: 34732
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:46 am
Hyack Hyack: A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "It was my first day wearing the patch." Punch line should be... "It was my first day wearing the hook."
|
Posts: 14725
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:42 pm
Very funny guys...  Why is it that I just knew this topic would bring out the pirate references...
|
Posts: 34732
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:48 pm
Strutz Strutz: Very funny guys... Why is it that I just knew this topic would bring out the pirate references... Cause you be a smart little wench.
|
Posts: 14725
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:54 pm
raydan raydan: Strutz Strutz: Very funny guys... Why is it that I just knew this topic would bring out the pirate references... Cause you be a smart little wench. btw my guy liked #1 on your pick-up list... 
|
Posts: 34732
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:58 pm
As long as you didn't try #5
|
Posts: 65472
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:55 pm
Strutz Strutz: As per my post in the f*ck list, I just had my first experience with having treatment for a weak spot on the retina of my left eye. It was not quite a hole but was about to give way to being one.
I had Laser photocoagulation done. I'm sure others here have gone through this so I'm curious as to whether or not you had any complications or issues afterward. I'd sure appreciate the feed-back. I had a detached retina in my left eye in 1991 and the doctor performed cryosurgery and then laser surgery and here I am 23 years later with no problems at all.
|
Posts: 13404
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:19 pm
Strutz Strutz: Very funny guys... Why is it that I just knew this topic would bring out the pirate references... Well ... HAVE you ever been to sea, Billy?
|
 
|
Page 1 of 1
|
[ 10 posts ] |
Who is online |
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests |
|
|
CKA Moderator 
