[trpnsks]

Check this out to see a new and improved way to keep your hockey socks in place.

[Thanos]

Roll socks into a ball.
Wrap sock-ball thoroughly with clear tape so it doesn't unravel.
Drop your pants and spread your cheeks like you're getting ready for a prison rape.
Take sock-ball, turn that sumbitch sideways, and shove it straight up your candy ass. Repeat as neccessary for maximum enjoyment.
To finalize process, salesman must then fuck off and die.