Baa, anyone can make predictions about who'll win. The tough part is spicing it up with how, who and what'll happen.
East:
Caps in 5 - Easy win, Lundquist pulls groing and quits hockey to become ballerina
Sabres in 6 - Dennis' little brother Ryan stands on his head and posts a .50 GAV.
Habs in 7 - Ryan White accidentdly pushes Zedano Chara's head through the Glass at the Bell Center in game 6 momentum changing moment.
Lightning in 6 - No Crosby, no way. Crosby last seen in stands fighting with Tampa Fans
West:
Hawks in 7 - Luongo traded for letting in soft game 7 winning goal then burned in effigy by angry Canuck fans.
Sharks in 6 - Joe Thornton finally punches out Danny Heatly, Heatly recovers, becomes consumate team player.
Wings in 5 - Jimmy Howard reveals in game 6 he's really a Black Guy from Detroit who's been channeling Terry Sawchuck.
Ducks in 6 - Ducks loose first game then Corey Perry flattens Jordan Tooto in game two and the momentum changes, ducks win
So, now that I've done my best psychic impression, I'll sit back and wait to see how soon I can start working on the Quatrains of Freakinoldguy for future generations to worry over.