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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:58 am
 


all the teams are getting new jerseys this year.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:17 am
 


I read about this over on the canucks board. Apparently, the new logo on the front is going to be

0 Stanley Cups


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:33 am
 


lol

I know I have no room to laugh ESPECIALLY with the performance of my team last year but that was funny..

I need more coffee


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:14 am
 


Toro wrote:
I read about this over on the canucks board. Apparently, the new logo on the front is going to be

0 Stanley Cups
Bahahahaha...

No one ever racks on the Nucks for that... Yet people rack the Flames, Oilers, Send, Leafs and other teams.

Reminds me of a classic conversation between 3 hockey fans, based on a true story:

Flame Fan: "Leafs Suck, Oilers Suck, Sens Suck, everyone except the Flames Suck."
Canuck Fan: "Hey, wanna hear a joke?"
Leaf Fan: "Sure."
Canuck Fan: "What's the difference between a bra and the Calgary Flames?"
Leaf Fan: "I dunno, what?"
Flame Fan: "What the hell...?"
Canuck Fan: "A Bra has 2 cups!"
*everyone 'cept Flame Fan laughs*
Flame Fan: "Atleast we have 1!"
Leaf Fan: *chuckles and cackles*
Both Canuck and Flame Fans: "Oh yeah? How many does the Maple Laughs have?"
Leaf Fan: "13."
Both Canuck and Flame Fans: :| "Oh."
Leaf Fan: "So really, both of you suck." 8)


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:17 am
 


newfette wrote:
lol

I know I have no room to laugh ESPECIALLY with the performance of my team last year but that was funny..

I need more coffee
Make me some too please. A Triple Gretzky in sugar, but only a double of cream. Yes, you heard me. 1 cup of coffee, 2-27.

Strong as fuck please so there is enough caffeine in one cup to fill 4-5 cups of normal coffee.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:39 am
 


I'm not your bitch.. make you're own damn coffee..


fyi.. i used to drink coffee like you do when i was your age and it made me so physically sick that i spent three weeks in bed with a migraine from caffeine withdrawals and couldn't have ANY caffeine for about 5 years before i could start to reintroduce it into my system..


trust me.. you do not want to go through that


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:53 am
 


1978-1984 .........yeeeeesh they were ugly!! Toss in the Cooper-alls and you'd think the chromatically challenge WDHIII picked them out.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:01 am
 


Perhaps Vancouver should try this:

Image

The only team in the city of Vancouver ever to win the Stanley Cup...

EDIT: 7,777 posts, 8)

EDIT2: My sig is really getting into these Farm Animal's cumming at my sight thing... :? Kinda... Er... Odd.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:04 am
 


Mr_C, you seriously need to chill on the coffee. You're becoming a real-life version of Tweak from South Park.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:05 am
 


P.S. My sig is more bad-ass looking than your sig. :wink: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:09 am
 


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Mr_C, you seriously need to chill on the coffee. You're becoming a real-life version of Tweak from South Park.
LMFAO

No, i don't twitch, :P Only when I don't get my coffee... And I make sure I get my coffee, lol

Cause I don't get my coffee someone gets to meet a friend known as the Pocket Knife and get's asked in some explicit language where the nearest coffee pot is.

:lol:

But I am jumpy, lol, But I've always been like that... I've got reasons...

But yeah, I need the coffee, ;) Or I'll get headaches and migraines and shit... And well... Why bother quitting when it's right there in front of you everyday? I'll quit when the world runs out of coffee, how bout that? lol

When Tim Hortons goes out of business and Starbucks is being poured forcefully down our throats, that's when I'll quit my Caffeine fix...


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:11 am
 


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P.S. My sig is more bad-ass looking than your sig. :wink: :lol:
You stole it from me 8) I customised mine.

My sig is more Canadian looking than your sig. :lol:

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My sig is more Canadian looking than your sig.


True, but let's analyze this for a minute...



Red, the colour of women during their time of the month.

White, the colour of surrender. The French love this one...


A Leaf. They crumple up and die and are blown away by the slightest gust of wind. :lol:


P.S. I'm gonna get rid of it. It won't let me have the factorizer and my old sig about America! :(


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:20 am
 


Arctic_Menace wrote:
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My sig is more Canadian looking than your sig.


True, but let's analyze this for a minute...



Red, the colour of women during their time of the month.

White, the colour of surrender. The French love this one...


A Leaf. They crumple up and die and are blown away by the slightest gust of wind. :lol:


P.S. I'm gonna get rid of it. It won't let me have the factorizer and my old sig about America! :(
Red, the Colour of Blood...

White, the colour of Goodness...

I like it, :P

It makes me thing of Canadians... We are White and thus Unseen by others... Innocent and Good... Until you comment on Canada...

Then we are Redder then hell, :evil:

Oh, and the Leaf... Symbolising Life. Peace. Calm.

...

And then there's a psycho patriot like me to put everything together and twist it all into a hateful potent potion of nationalistic pride to go around and freak the fuck out of the patriots of other countries...

I need another pot of coffee! :D


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:31 am
 


Quote:
Flame Fan: "Leafs Suck, Oilers Suck, Sens Suck, everyone except the Flames Suck."
Canuck Fan: "Hey, wanna hear a joke?"
Leaf Fan: "Sure."
Canuck Fan: "What's the difference between a bra and the Calgary Flames?"
Leaf Fan: "I dunno, what?"
Flame Fan: "What the hell...?"
Canuck Fan: "A Bra has 2 cups!"
*everyone 'cept Flame Fan laughs*
Flame Fan: "Atleast we have 1!"
Leaf Fan: *chuckles and cackles*
Both Canuck and Flame Fans: "Oh yeah? How many does the Maple Laughs have?"
Leaf Fan: "13."
Both Canuck and Flame Fans: Neutral "Oh."
Leaf Fan: "So really, both of you suck."


To be a Canucks fan though you have to be really dedicated. They are almost the underdogs of hockey and the only active team in Canada that has not won Lord Stanley's Cup. So to actually cheer a team that does win would probably make you the greatest fan of all. It is easy to cheer for a winning team everyone used to cheer for Montreal before or even jumped on Edmonton during their little dynasty. Even Toronto has had the cup over a dozen times so at least they won it before. The last time Vancouver had the cup was in 1915.


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