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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:29 pm
 


Just stumbled across this one: www.fmylife.com

People write little blurbs about embarrassing situations. Sample:

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Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
#560138 (170) - 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm by SLA - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (40299) - you deserved that one (8008)


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:44 pm
 


Oh god, I feel for this guy :lol:

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex and I was on top. I was really into it and in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said "oh, look at the time, I gotta get home". She wasn't wearing a watch. FML


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:47 pm
 


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Today, my child says "Mommy. Sometimes my peepee goes up like a stick." I say "Well, honey, that's normal and ok." Then I ask when it does that. And he says "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes..." FML


Awesome site, Hurley! R=UP


I just about blew up laughing at that one.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:55 pm
 


Ahh, that's where "FML" comes from, FML.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:59 pm
 


I'm gonna take a guess and say 99% of these stories aren't real.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:01 pm
 


RUEZ wrote:
I'm gonna take a guess and say 99% of these stories aren't real.


Killjoy.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:13 pm
 


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Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediatly ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:15 pm
 


Real or not, they're still funny.

I had to subscribe to the feed on my phone. I won't be bored at work tonight!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:43 pm
 


RUEZ wrote:
I'm gonna take a guess and say 99% of these stories aren't real.

Did you throw some sand in a child's face today yet? :lol: Fun-killer.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:09 am
 


On another forum, I said that I wasn't into body modifications.
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Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:11 am
 


ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL





PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:19 am
 


Unreal! :lol:

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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:23 am
 


Hahaha! I was in the lunchroom when I read that one this morning. Everyone else had a pretty good laugh at that one too.





PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:52 am
 


ziggy wrote:
Unreal! :lol:

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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML



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today I was feeling frisky, when I came home I found my girlfriend sleeping on the couch with her mouth wide open. I decided to go for it , unfortunately she must have been having a dream about food and her jaw snapped shut....4 hours in the ER and 20 stitches later


these stories just feed off each other :P


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:52 am
 


Keep posting, I'm firewalled like a Chinaman over here!


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