A bunch of guys running/walking on a big ass field for 45 minutes, take a break and then do 45 minutes more. Maybe a couple of shots on net a game and if any player comes within yards of another, he flops to the ground like he was plugged by a sniper in the upper levels of the stadium.
Fuck me, the world found a sport that makes baseball almost thrilling!
When it comes to soccer and food, Britain has moved on. Things are different now.