I ran into a friends wife tonight, I asked her what her hubby was up to. She told me, he and a couple other guys went on a week long bike ride. I interrupted her before she could finish and asked if they went to Sturgis?
Steam looked to appear from her ears

and she asked, “ is Sturgis this week? " I kind of just said yeah, OR MAYBE IT WAS LAST WEEK!
And then she said the fucker better have some pics of Oregon, cause that’s where he said they were going. She’s found to many pics of Sturgis over the years, and he is no longer allowed to go.
I know how my buddy’s mind works, they went to fucking Sturgis.
