[Regina]

Yogi Yogi:

You won't fuckin believe this but I swear to God it is all true! Phone conversations that I had yesterday & today.

"Hi. Is this Yogi"? "Speaking". Yah, this is Shelby with City Centre Automotive in Grande Prairie. We finally found your truck computer and sent it down to you on Greyhound". " Um. Ed called me last week and I told him just to mail it to me and gave him my postal address". "Oh. Well we sent it on the bus yesterday to Holden as that is the nearest Greyhound depot to you." " So, did you put my phone number on the package"? "Uh. No. We don't have your phone number".

"Well, how in the hell is it that we are speaking right now then? You just PHONED me 2 minutes ago. That is how we are having this conversation"!
"oh! I guess we do have your phone number then."( )
" If you didn't put my contact info on the package, how are they supposed to get in touch with me when they receive the package"????
"We put your mailing address on the package"!
"OK. Now explain to me just how I am supposed to get this package. i already checked with Greyhound and they don't 'hold' parcels and my post office is only open in the mornings, and they don't have the parcel either".
"Well do you want to talk to Greg? He is the one who put it on the bus".
NO! I don't want to talk to Greg! I want YOU to track down this computer and phone me back"!!!
I'm still waiting!

[housewife]

Fuck I'm so tired of this shit!! Why would the fucken Dr test for things if he is then going to say stupid shit about the results! I have almost no iron but its all ok cause my hemoglobin is good. WTF!
Ferritin has a range of 11-145 UG/L you would think with that big a range I could get there fuck. but I missed iron and iron saturation too. He is supose to know about this fucken shit all those years of schooling and then extra to be the specialist. Fuck no wonder our health care is so out of control. I wonder if the hospital is giving kick backs for all the test run? Fuck

[Alta_redneck]

Dion's Halloween costume, I actually fucking laughed out loud.

[Yogi]

Certainly has me scratching my head and saying "WHAT THE FUCK"!!!

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[Yogi]

Another 'What the fuck'! I have injested Oxycodone 5/325-300mg Gabapentin & Naproxen and I'm fuckin wide awake!

[Hyack]

Sounds about right, Oxy will not knock ya out, you and your body may be totally fuckin' wiped out but your brain doesn't want to go to sleep, it's enjoying it's "high"! Why the fuck do you think I'm here so late at night.....

[Jabberwalker]

Hyack Hyack:

Sounds about right, Oxy will not knock ya out, you and your body may be totally fuckin' wiped out but your brain doesn't want to go to sleep, it's enjoying it's "high"! Why the fuck do you think I'm here so late at night.....

... and you may never shit again ...

[raydan]

What the fuck!!!




Seriously... what the fuck!!!

[Jabberwalker]

raydan raydan:

What the fuck!!!




Seriously... what the fuck!!!

Oh, kill me now and put me out of my misery!

Is there anything else left on Earth that hasn't been dumbed down for the American market?

[wildrosegirl]

[raydan]

What's the fucking problem... I buy canned maple syrup all the time... have been for years. Is Québec the only place where they put that stuff in cans?

[Jabberwalker]

Ahhh how sweet it is! Even that one isn't sacrosanct.

A Quebecer that I met, who makes that elixir for a living, once referred to "Aunt Jemima's" as made from the sap from a telephone pole.

[Jabberwalker]

raydan raydan:

What's the fucking problem... I buy canned maple syrup all the time... have been for years. Is Québec the only place where they put that stuff in cans?

The Ottawa Valley as well ... and the Mennonites around New Hamburg, etc.

[wildrosegirl]

raydan raydan:

What's the fucking problem... I buy canned maple syrup all the time... have been for years. Is Québec the only place where they put that stuff in cans?

I should have quoted. That was in answer to Jab's question: "Is there anything else left on Earth that hasn't been dumbed down for the American market?"
That was the only thing I could think of.

[raydan]

Sorry, I posted a picture of that can a couple of years ago and everybody here found it funny that we have maple syrup in cans... sorry.


Fuck