[Brenda]

Yogi Yogi:

Brenda Brenda:

I saw a piece of ass an hit it. With my fucking car.
So sorry, Deer...

You wreaked another fuckin car???

HEY!! I didn't do the last fucking one!
Just the headlight and the fender this time

[Unsound]

Brenda Brenda:

Unsound Unsound:

I took the fucking bike out a few days ago. Now we've had about 5-10 cm of snow in the last two fucking days. Sorry Edmonton, my fucking fault.

Also, put the fucking summer tires on the car, definitely my fucking fault.

Haha, people did that here too NOT a smart fucking plan, it snowed last weekend

Not really my idea. Took the step-daughter for a driving lesson and she hit a fucking pothole. Wrecked a tire. I had to choose between driving on a doughnut tire while waiting for an expensive low-profile winter tire to some in, or switch to the summers and worry about the other in the fall.

[Yogi]

Brenda Brenda:

Yogi Yogi:

Brenda Brenda:

I saw a piece of ass an hit it. With my fucking car.
So sorry, Deer...

You wreaked another fuckin car???

HEY!! I didn't do the last fucking one!
Just the headlight and the fender this time

Well, the important fuckin thing is... of course!

[MeganC]

After this baby is born I am NEVER going to fuck again!!!

[raydan]

MeganC MeganC:

After this baby is born I am NEVER going to fuck again!!!

You will, but you'll be so fucking tired, you'll sleep through the whole thing.

[raydan]

Brenda Brenda:

I saw a piece of ass an hit it. With my fucking car.
So sorry, Deer...

When we guys see a nice piece of ass and say, "I'd hit that", it has a whole different fucking meaning.

[Jabberwalker]

MeganC MeganC:

After this baby is born I am NEVER going to fuck again!!!

You been talking to my wife?

[Tyler_1]

Nice to see you peeps fucking/forgetting to fuck on Caturday.

[ShepherdsDog]

MeganC MeganC:

After this baby is born I am NEVER going to fuck again!!!

You have heard of fucking contraceptives haven't you?

[Yogi]

today starts 10 fuckin day purge of toxins from body in prep for upcoming surgery.
12 glasses of water per day. For some fuckin reason I just ain't a water drinkin kind of guy. Eating raw garlic & onions. I don't mind them. BiL has gone into town to pick me up a couple of jugs of cranberry juice. No fuckin idea what that stuff tastes like. On the good fuckin side I get to eat lots of hot salsa.

[wildrosegirl]

Yogi Yogi:

today starts 10 fuckin day purge of toxins from body in prep for upcoming surgery.
12 glasses of water per day. For some fuckin reason I just ain't a water drinkin kind of guy. Eating raw garlic & onions. I don't mind them. BiL has gone into town to pick me up a couple of jugs of cranberry juice. No fuckin idea what that stuff tastes like. On the good fuckin side I get to eat lots of hot salsa.

Cranberry juice is fucking awesome, and your purge is about 9 days too soon! I just bought a HUGE bag of tomatoes, some jalapenos and some habaneros, to make a batch of homemade salsa tomorrow.

[Jabberwalker]

ARRIBA!!! ARRIBA!!!

[Yogi]

wildrosegirl wildrosegirl:

Yogi Yogi:

today starts 10 fuckin day purge of toxins from body in prep for upcoming surgery.
12 glasses of water per day. For some fuckin reason I just ain't a water drinkin kind of guy. Eating raw garlic & onions. I don't mind them. BiL has gone into town to pick me up a couple of jugs of cranberry juice. No fuckin idea what that stuff tastes like. On the good fuckin side I get to eat lots of hot salsa.

Cranberry juice is fucking awesome, and your purge is about 9 days too soon! I just bought a HUGE bag of tomatoes, some jalapenos and some habaneros, to make a batch of homemade salsa tomorrow.

We do get in to GP at 8:20 on the 30th. Could put away a lot of salsa before I got to shut my pie hole at midnite

[ShepherdsDog]

After eating all that, it ain't your fucking piehole that folks should worry about Mix your cranberry juice with some OJ and 7-Up or Gingerale, if the taste puts too much pucker in your sucker.

[Hyack]

After watching some of these cricket matches I think I've finally figured out the basic concept of the fucking game.......