[Brenda]

I fucking didnt win the $60million again... e'rytime...

[BartSimpson]

Fuck, I hate it when CKA is down all day.

[Alta_redneck]

Come to my country, Come to my Province, Come to my favorite Lake, but leave the BBQ and the fucking Curried Goat, and what ever else you were throwing on that fucking grill, at home. That smell was a way past fucking rude.

[2Cdo]

Brenda Brenda:

I fucking didnt win the $60million again... e'rytime...

Came close though. Only needed 6 more numbers.

[Brenda]

2Cdo 2Cdo:

Brenda Brenda:

I fucking didnt win the $60million again... e'rytime...

Came close though. Only needed 6 more numbers.

You were 1 number ahead of me!

[Brenda]

Alta_redneck Alta_redneck:

Come to my country, Come to my Province, Come to my favorite Lake, but leave the BBQ and the fucking Curried Goat, and what ever else you were throwing on that fucking grill, at home. That smell was a way past fucking rude.

Im tryin'!
Just need a job that pays well enough to support me and my girls!
Not my goat tho. Fuck that goat.

[Thanos]

Forty bucks spent and all I got was two free plays on the Extra.



There's a fucking message here. Gonna play my free plays and then that's it. No more tickets ever again. Fucking scam and all I'm doing is contributing to the retirement fund of someone who isn't me. Fuck. That.

[Tyler_1]

I can't even...

[Thanos]

Find the freakin' kitty! Camouflage supreme!

[Alta_redneck]

While making a early run on the QE 2 this morning I look in my mirror and see what looks like 2 trucks racing towards me, actually a Suburban and a half ton. They pull into the fast lane ready to pass me and I see that fucking 1/2 ton is right on that first guy's ass. Now I can see what looks like 2 Hutturite boys driving. I didn't notice until they were passing me, but the suburban was towing the fucking 1/2 ton at about 120kph with a 20 foot long steal cable.

[BartSimpson]

So I got a picture of the little girl that Thanos is adopting from China. I suspect she'll fit in just fine.

[2Cdo]

Fucking packing to fucking move is fucking painful.

[BartSimpson]

2Cdo 2Cdo:

Fucking packing to fucking move is fucking painful.

Your fucking solution is here!

[Brenda]

2Cdo 2Cdo:

Fucking packing to fucking move is fucking painful.

Where are you off to?
Congrats!

[raydan]

Since this is page 1492 of this thread, I say, "Fuck Christopher Columbus".